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Song Parodies -> "Highway Scarred"

Original Song Title:

"Highway Star"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Deep Purple

Parody Song Title:

"Highway Scarred"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

your body's underneath my car
your little face smashed to the ground
your body's no match for my car
you're gonna be a lifeless mound
ooh...its a killin' machine
you lost everything
with a crushin' power
big fat tires, your death did bring
i'm bobbin'....you're weavin'...you're bleedin'
yeah, you're a wide blurry stain
swerve right...good night
you've been highway scarred

nobody could have seen that squirrel
my horn was beeped, but in the end...
nobody could have saved that squirrel
once he wandered 'round that bend
ooh...its a killin' machine
he lost everything
right up through his mouth
my back tires will bounce and spring
he's bloody...i seize him...i squeeze him
yeah, his life is gone
swerve right...good night
he's been highway scarred

no body, but there's still a head
i can see inside his brain
nobody sees me steal that head
and then i hit the road again
ooh...now, i've got seven or ten
of these bloody things
find them on the ground
or on the road...i start to sing
i love 'em...i need 'em...i eat 'em
i find the taste sublime
swerve right...good night
they've been highway scarred

nobody's safe from this here car
and if you're out there, you'll be found
somebody's gonna buy the farm
its gonna be a mournful sound
ooh..its a killin' machine
i'll nail anything
get a few each hour
big fat tires squish everything
i scrub 'em..i steam 'em...they're dreamy
yeah, its a wild little game
swerve right...good night
you've been highway scarred
you've been highway scarred
you've been highway scarred

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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Phil Alexander - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry, couldn't give you 5 for how funny.. but another one from Machine Head can't be bad
Meriadoc - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Squeal! I laughed my head off at how well this train wreck of a parody (um...car wreck of a parody) fit the pacing! :-D
alvin rhodes - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you both for taking a peek....i must agree that eating road kill is not the funniest concept....and no, i've never even been slighty tempted
Phil Alexander - September 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin - eating roadkill can be remarkably funny: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/bachmanturneroverdrive2.shtml (my own take is closer to a road safety message: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/rogermiller2.shtml)
Anonymous Bob - May 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Dude! That was sick (intended as a compliment), but it was also funny. (no duh!!!!!!!!!!!!; who wouldn't find this funny?) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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