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Song Parodies -> "Choksondik's Slaughter"

Original Song Title:

"Smoke On The Water"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Deep Purple

Parody Song Title:

"Choksondik's Slaughter"

Parody Written by:

South Park Al

The Lyrics

we thought her boobs were monsters
cause they fell beneath her hemline
she set records with her profile
she had a lazy eye
cats lappin' at her udders
were hopin' they'd scrape the ground
then some stupid little madman
put that dame in the ground
choksondik's slaughter
why did she die ?
choksondik's slaughter

we learned that she was rubbed out
she died with an awful sound
oh my god...the blood was runnin' out
poolin' up on the ground
when her life was over
the sheet was pulled across her face
her big boobs were hangin' out
the medic put them back in place
choksondik's slaughter
why did she die ?
choksondik's slaughter

we ended up at her funeral
it was simple, cold and bare
with the south park bus parked just outside
all the children were there
they laid her right near a flower bed
they said a sermonette
no matter what, we'll find who did this
i know we'll never forget
choksondik's slaughter
why did she die ?
choksondik's slaughter


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Johnny D - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't think I've ever watched a complete episode of South Park......but somehow, this grim and gruesome parody just plain works with Deep Purple. 5's
south park al - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks, johnny....i watch WAY too much south park, obviously

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