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Song Parodies -> "I'd Be Vin Diesel's Wife (among others)"

Original Song Title:

"You Light Up My Life"

Original Performer:

Debbie Boone

Parody Song Title:

"I'd Be Vin Diesel's Wife (among others)"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

Just a little ditty about my would be boyfriends. I mean, my honest to goodness boyfriends. Duh.
So many nights I think, "When will Vin know
Dating just someone has got to be wrong?"
In all my dreams he's standing beside me
A bride in the park
With a veil ten feet long

I'd be Vin Diesel's wife
He might be a dope
But he's so strong
Though weak roles he plays
To me he can't
Do wrong

***

Heaven to me's reading Harry Potter
With his Godfather, I would share a home
It's not romance, but hey, what can I do?
Black is the hot-
test wizard I've known

I'd be that Pris'ner's wife
Murderer? Nope!
Conviction was wrong
With werewolves he plays
But with me he
Belongs

***

I'd be Johnny Depp's wife
Give him some soap
All the grime's gone
Eccentric he plays
I'd be Jack Sparrow's...
SWAN!

Settling's wrong
Want an armored knight
Won't be...
Just anyone's wife

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Jeff Reuben - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I was waiting to see "Spaff" pop up in here. Must only be on the extended dance remix LP
Johnny D - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Looks like you're goin' to the cha-pel, and you're, gonna get ma-ha-harried ... in your mind! 5's
alvin rhodes - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
light years better than the original...5s
Ashkicksass - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
What Alvin said. And really, all fabulous choices! You should just marry all three of them. Knowing how amazing you are, I'm sure they'd have no problem agreeing to it...
Adam Eccleshall - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
You're getting married in the morning
Three for an elf who is sublime
Vin, Black and Johnny
Think she is bonny
And Aragorn is next in line
Arwen - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Jeff...LOL! Actually, I have tried and tried to win Spaff over, but to no avail...he has yet to fall in love with me. Bastard. I will have to settle for the movie stars and sexy wizard...

Johnny...didn't you read anything?? I am getting married in the park! ; )

alvin...thanks, buddy!

Ash...actually, all three have already told me that they'd consider themselves lucky to have even a third of me...so...I might just do that...=)

Adam...hee!! That's fabulous...and 4582 points for using the word "bonny!"
Stuart McArthur - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL Jeff!
but, being an exclusive balanced combination of all three of those blokes, Arwen, the solution's pretty much staring you in the face - anyways 555 (sigh)
Mistress Leola - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Oy pleece, Arven -- are you still zeeking Vin-dick-ation? Get yourzelf over it, basstard. Enaf aready. But EKzellent paraty.
Michael Pacholek - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
You like Vin Sleezel? And Johnny Dippstick? That's it, Arwen, it is OVER between us! Maybe you didn't notice, but Winona Ryder wasn't a chain-smoking shoplifter before she met Edward Schlepperhands!
Arwen - January 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Stuart...whatever. For starters, you have no magical power whatsoever...don't think I didn't know that was ineffective love potion you were trying to slip into my 7-Up...

And thanks, Mistress! I think I like your comments almost as much as I like Olaf's. But not quite. That guy KILLS me!!

And finally....give it a rest, Mister Pacholek! You knew of my Vin Diesel obsession AGES ago...(I can even provide proof, with our exchanges on the parodies listed below)

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/donmclean34.shtml

http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/johnnycash0.shtml

...and you still adore me undeniably! If you learn nothing in this world, know that I remember EVERYTHING...
Kristof Robertson - January 21, 2005 - Report this comment
"He might be a dope/ But he's so strong/ Though weak roles he plays/ To me he can't /Do wrong"....LOL!!! Fabulous, sweetie!! 555
Arwen - January 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks a ton, KR...=)
Stuart McArthur - January 21, 2005 - Report this comment
sheesh, way to go with the attitude...(just a joke)
me - February 05, 2005 - Report this comment
its gay man its totally sad and pethetic hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what r u thinkin' man u r so gay
lil white chick - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
all the folks saying vin is gay are guys allllllllllllllll of yall are just jealous
lisa - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
mark vincent is NOT gay
lisa - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
vin is mine
Arwen - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh. My. Gosh.

PLEASE tell me there is going to be an ongoing fangirl fight on my parody. PLEASE!!!

To think that I could inspire that kind of passion...wow. I can call my life complete...

P.S. He's totally my boyfriend...so get over it, girls. (Knowing his real name doesn't qualify you as being his biggest fan. Trust me...I did the research.)
danielle - April 27, 2006 - Report this comment
vin diesels sexy
Arwen - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
This would be one of those situations, danielle, where some might accuse you of "preaching to the choir."
xoxo - December 06, 2006 - Report this comment
i heard from a bunch of people that mark vincent was on oprah a few days ago telling everyone that he was gay and i was wondering if that was true?

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