-> "Holiday in Afghanistan"
Original Song Title:
"Holiday in Cambodia"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Holiday in Afghanistan"
The Lyrics
So you've been a Green or a Marxist, too
And you think you know Islam
You speak of Western oppression, woo-hoo
Middle East your type don't crawl
Cooking ethnicky food for some Middle East dude
You claim Quran won't leave you cold
Braggin' that you know, how the Muslims feel cold
And Middle East has culture old -
It's time to taste what you most fear
A crucifix will not help you here
Brace yourself, my dear
Brace yourself, my dear
It's a holiday in Afghanistan
It's tough, kid, but it's life
It's a holiday in Afghanistan
It's burqa if you're a wife!
You're a Feminist snitch, you whine like a b1tch
You say Western men oppress you
Kiss ass while you can, till you meet Taliban
They have a starus of a slave for you
Well, you'll get married at eleven when you bleed
for a dude who could be your gramps
and he'll rape you and beat you and make you breed
till you are all spasms and cramps -
Now you can go to the no-woman's land
Now you can go where they have upper hand
What you need, my gal...
What you need, my gal...
Is a holiday in Afghanistan
Where women dress in veil
A holiday in Afghanistan
Where life is living hell!
Tali-ban! Tali-ban!
Tali-ban! Tali-ban!
Tali-ban! Tali-ban!
Tali-ban! Tali-ban! Tali-ban! Tali-ban!
Tali-ban! Tali-ban! Tali-ban! Tali-ban!
Tali-ban! Tali-ban! Tali-ban! Tali-ban!Tali-ban! Tali-ban!
And it's a holiday in Afghanistan
Where "stoned" will not mean drugs
A holiday in Afghanistan
Where the state is run by thugs!
Taliban!
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