-> "Holiday in Talibania"
Original Song Title:
"Holiday in Cambodia"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Holiday in Talibania"
The Lyrics
So you've done lib arts with Humanist farts
and you think you know it all
you're such small girl in a such small world -
Middle East your kin will crawl
Whine same old song how the West is wrong
how evil we just are
Now cry out the fad how the Yanks are bad
how our culture's below par
It's time to see what you most fear
That is stuff which will make you scare
Brace yourself, my dear...
It's a holiday in Talibania
It's matter of death and life
It's a holiday in Talibania
Too bad if you're the wife!
You're a Feminist sneech, you suck like a leach
You want everyone think like you
So whine you bitch, remember just which
country you live in too
You'll do what they tell, with a good kick and knell
they lock you up for the day
Slave for soldiers till you starve
they will hang you if you complain
Now you can go where people obey
Now you can go where Allah's great
What you need, my maid...
It's a holiday in Talibania
Where your veil will be black
A holiday in Talibania
Where you'll wear burkha or crack
Al-lah, akh-bar, al-lah, akh-bar...
And it's a holiday in Talibania
Where women like cattle they treat
A holiday in Talibania
where you're shot if you enter street
It's a holiday in Talibania
where you are but a slave
it's a holiday in Talibania
you'll end up soon in grave!
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