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Song Parodies -> "Squirrels Just Wanna Go Crunch!"

Original Song Title:

"Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cyndi Lauper

Parody Song Title:

"Squirrels Just Wanna Go Crunch!"

Parody Written by:

Chris H.

The Lyrics

I came home , and I know things arn't right.
My doctor says ''When you gonna let me fix you're sight?!''
''Oh doctor , he was not the fortunate one.''
And squirrels just wanna go ''Crunch!''
Oh squirrels just wanna go ''Crunch!''

The phone rings in the middle of the night ,
my father yells ''Why did ya take that squirrels life!''
Oh daddy dude , you know I didn't do it for fun.
But squirrels they wanna go ''Crunch!''
Oh squirrels just wanna go...
They always seem to go ,
''Crunch!''
When your tire weighs a ton ,
squirrels , they always go ''Crunch!''
Oh squirrels just wanna go ''Crunch!''

Some guys smash that freakin' retarded squirrel ,
and show their corpse for the rest of the world.
I want to be the one , to hit and run.
Oh squirrels they wanna go ''Crunch!''
Oh squirrels just wanna go...
They always seem to go ,
''Crunch!''

( Driving in a 50's 4x4 truck , veer off , ''Splat!'' ''laughter''
Billy Joe Bob - ''Oh S&@! Mother @!!!!! We hit a Squirrel!''
Mac 4 - ''Don't tell daddy! Or he'll freakin' beat us!''

When you think you hit none , (Splat!)
Squirrels-they always go ''Crunch!''
Oh squirrels just wanna go ''Crunch!''
They wanna go ''Crunch!''
They wanna go ''Crunch!''

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Aaron Dodson - December 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Reminds me of my dad's anti-squirrel campaign when they ate his tomatoes...brooms, garden hoses, chicken wire, brake cleaner in batboxes.... Ah the memories!
Steven Cavanagh - December 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Uh.. shouldn't the "performance by" title be "Girls just wanna have FUN"? or did you type this while hungry? :-)
Chris H. - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Sorry, Cyndi. When you're hungry you can't think straight. Of course it was 80s.
she_devil_vamp - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
With a Video Clip, this would be halarious! hehe
Aaerni - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Actually, "Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch" is a parody written by Weird Al Yankovich. The Cyndi Lauper song is called "Girls Just Wanna Have FUN!"

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