Song Parodies -> Squirrels Just Wanna Go Crunch!
| Original Song Title: | "Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch" |
| Original Performer: | Cyndi Lauper |
| Parody Song Title: | "Squirrels Just Wanna Go Crunch!" |
| Parody Written by: | Chris H. |
I came home , and I know things arn't right.
My doctor says ''When you gonna let me fix you're sight?!''
''Oh doctor , he was not the fortunate one.''
And squirrels just wanna go ''Crunch!''
Oh squirrels just wanna go ''Crunch!''
The phone rings in the middle of the night ,
my father yells ''Why did ya take that squirrels life!''
Oh daddy dude , you know I didn't do it for fun.
But squirrels they wanna go ''Crunch!''
Oh squirrels just wanna go...
They always seem to go ,
''Crunch!''
When your tire weighs a ton ,
squirrels , they always go ''Crunch!''
Oh squirrels just wanna go ''Crunch!''
Some guys smash that freakin' retarded squirrel ,
and show their corpse for the rest of the world.
I want to be the one , to hit and run.
Oh squirrels they wanna go ''Crunch!''
Oh squirrels just wanna go...
They always seem to go ,
''Crunch!''
( Driving in a 50's 4x4 truck , veer off , ''Splat!'' ''laughter''
Billy Joe Bob - ''Oh S&@! Mother @!!!!! We hit a Squirrel!''
Mac 4 - ''Don't tell daddy! Or he'll freakin' beat us!''
When you think you hit none , (Splat!)
Squirrels-they always go ''Crunch!''
Oh squirrels just wanna go ''Crunch!''
They wanna go ''Crunch!''
They wanna go ''Crunch!''
My doctor says ''When you gonna let me fix you're sight?!''
''Oh doctor , he was not the fortunate one.''
And squirrels just wanna go ''Crunch!''
Oh squirrels just wanna go ''Crunch!''
The phone rings in the middle of the night ,
my father yells ''Why did ya take that squirrels life!''
Oh daddy dude , you know I didn't do it for fun.
But squirrels they wanna go ''Crunch!''
Oh squirrels just wanna go...
They always seem to go ,
''Crunch!''
When your tire weighs a ton ,
squirrels , they always go ''Crunch!''
Oh squirrels just wanna go ''Crunch!''
Some guys smash that freakin' retarded squirrel ,
and show their corpse for the rest of the world.
I want to be the one , to hit and run.
Oh squirrels they wanna go ''Crunch!''
Oh squirrels just wanna go...
They always seem to go ,
''Crunch!''
( Driving in a 50's 4x4 truck , veer off , ''Splat!'' ''laughter''
Billy Joe Bob - ''Oh S&@! Mother @!!!!! We hit a Squirrel!''
Mac 4 - ''Don't tell daddy! Or he'll freakin' beat us!''
When you think you hit none , (Splat!)
Squirrels-they always go ''Crunch!''
Oh squirrels just wanna go ''Crunch!''
They wanna go ''Crunch!''
They wanna go ''Crunch!''
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Reminds me of my dad's anti-squirrel campaign when they ate his tomatoes...brooms, garden hoses, chicken wire, brake cleaner in batboxes.... Ah the memories!
Uh.. shouldn't the "performance by" title be "Girls just wanna have FUN"? or did you type this while hungry? :-)
Sorry, Cyndi. When you're hungry you can't think straight. Of course it was 80s.
With a Video Clip, this would be halarious! hehe
Actually, "Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch" is a parody written by Weird Al Yankovich. The Cyndi Lauper song is called "Girls Just Wanna Have FUN!"
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