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Song Parodies -> "Full Warp Drive"

Original Song Title:

"Four Wheel Drive"

Original Performer:

C.W. McCall

Parody Song Title:

"Full Warp Drive"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

Megan, Scully, J-South, the two Belgian girls, Ivy Mutant, and Henby are all friends from my Neopets guild where I combine my Vulcan and feline attributes under the moniker T'Cat. Janeway, of course, is the captain in Voyager.
We were flyin' through the Galaxy
Where the Orion Nebula flows,
Through the dust and gas of outer space
Where the brand new blue stars grow,
'Cross the warp trails of the Klingons
Into eight-dimensional space,
Had a Bird of Prey with a full warp drive
And Megan on my tail.

Well, Scully picked me up near Betelgeuse
400 light years from the earth,
I was doin' warp 6.8
Running the ship for all it was worth.
The Klingons started firing
Their disrupter beams,
I slipped on down to impulse power
With Megan on my tail.

Now I got photon torps and phasers
And J-South's cloakin' device,
Got an antimatter ray gun
And two Belgians who are not nice*.
Well, the chase was on, but we had the edge
With a crew that'll never fail,
On a Bird of Prey with full warp drive
And Megan on my tail.

[*-to our enemies, that is]

Yeah, she was.

Well, I dropped on down to half impulse
And I made a hard right turn,
My big, mean Ivy Mutant
knew the ship from stem to stern.
Well, the Klingon ship blew
And the sparks all flew
And it looked like yellow hail,
We put the Bird of Prey in full-warp drive
With Megan on my tail.

Well, we went screamin' through the cosmos
Where the Orion Nebula flows,
Through the dust and gas of outer space
Where the brand new blue stars grow,
'Cross the warp trails of the Klingons
Into eight-dimensional space,
Had a Bird of Prey with a full warp drive
And Megan STILL on my tail.

Look out, now. Here they come.

Oh, we gonna get it on now.

Don't hit that ship with the tribbles.

We goin' through this here wormhole now, Scully.

Light year long and a kilometer wide.

"Transwarp Conduit", they call it.

Might haveta beam out.

Gonna do a slingshot on that there neutron star, Scully.

Can you rig it, Ivy?

Got four on the floor and four in the air on that one, didn't we?

Goodness gracious. 'Bout ta blow the dilithium reactor!

Well, that Bird of Prey made the Klingons whine,
Their ship was made of kelp.
'Twas scattered 'cross 14 solar systems
So they radioed for help.
I pulled outta the wormhole
Went careening through delta quadrant.
Sakes alive, we're going warp 25,
Megan, please get offa my tail!!!

Now I had Henby on the computer
And Janeway on the com,
Had a ship with 140 crew, you know,
And the holodeck turned on.
Well, the battle was over, the Klingons gone
Because our crew will never fail.
Got a Bird of Prey with a full warp drive
And Megan now in jail!
©2003 Michael W. McVey

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