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Song Parodies -> "Parked Car"

Original Song Title:

"Dark Star"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Crosby Stills & Nash

Parody Song Title:

"Parked Car"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I read a statistic that says there are actually more vehicles in California than residents. They must all park on my street.
Forget tryin' to park 'round here, it's one big condo complex
Your big garage is full of crap like magazines and comix
And so you park your big sedan right out there on the road
And leave it there for seven weeks in front of my abode

I am furious, that junker's spurious
Gonna make a fuss
In the law I trust
Hate it there, parked car

Now it's been there a couple months
I called the city, but they do no towing
You came out and opened the trunk
I jumped for joy, I thought it might be going
You threw the three red tags away
Went back into your home to watch football
The law says public streets you can
Leave your car for three days and that's all

Parked car, I see you every morning
Parked car, same spot in the street
Parked car, let the warning on your window
Be the first thing that you see there
And then maybe someday soon you'll move that
Parked car

It's hard to live next to you
I've heard your drunken parties, and your loud guitar
The system has now failed me
I think some drastic measures might just move that car
I go out with my pipe bomb
But then I see you drive away that piece of crap
I'm just about to celebrate
And then a Winnebago pulls into the gap

Parked car, I see you every morning
Parked car, same spot in the street
Parked car, let the warning on your window
Be the first thing that you see there
And then maybe someday soon you'll move that
Parked car

Hi Paul

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Paul Robinson - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick D - Nice job! 5-5-5. Just saw your "hello" message in lower comments. Thanks! By coincidence I submitted my somewhat questionable parody version of "Dark Star" late last night with a couple of *'s but it apparently is under further review upstairs. This one definitely reflects the parking situation in your condo complex.
Diva - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I visited Ca one summer! Your right, Rick!
alvin rhodes - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
nice job...not an easy song to work with
Johnny D - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick, you rock. 5's
Parody Keet - November 21, 2008 - Report this comment
It's a CSN bash! If I weren't at work I would have laughed my head off out loud.

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