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Song Parodies -> "Wasted On the Stage"
Original Song Title:
"Wasted On the Way"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Crosby, Stills & Nash
Parody Song Title:
"Wasted On the Stage"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Obviously this was done before Crosby's new liver
Look around me
I can see two tubby rock stars
Doing booze and drugs and
Often getting high
I am older now
I have kids and all the baggage
But I sometime wish I led a life
Like Dave and Steve
Cause there's coke and marijuana
Everywhere I turn
Making us wasted on the stage
So what if we sing flat?
Listen to the album
Let the liquor flow
We needn't act our age
Oh, when we had Young
We were arguing and fighting
Over lead guitars and lighting
And whose songs to do
That was long ago
And we've since run out of money
So we called each other "Honey"
And now sing for you
Coke and marijuana
Everywhere to burn
Making us wasted on the stage
We're too stoned to argue
And too rich to worry
Let the liquor flow
We earn high living wage
I can see two tubby rock stars
Doing booze and drugs and
Often getting high
I am older now
I have kids and all the baggage
But I sometime wish I led a life
Like Dave and Steve
Cause there's coke and marijuana
Everywhere I turn
Making us wasted on the stage
So what if we sing flat?
Listen to the album
Let the liquor flow
We needn't act our age
Oh, when we had Young
We were arguing and fighting
Over lead guitars and lighting
And whose songs to do
That was long ago
And we've since run out of money
So we called each other "Honey"
And now sing for you
Coke and marijuana
Everywhere to burn
Making us wasted on the stage
We're too stoned to argue
And too rich to worry
Let the liquor flow
We earn high living wage
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I dont know why this is being voted so bad
Crosby Still is Smashed. I agree with BF - This is a splendid addition to the "Alzheimer Rock & Roll" genre.
Reminds me of the ol' stoner days..."reminds me" ? Hooray! I actually CAN remember some of those days after all !
Rick D., not bad. Have to read if carefully to get in the step with the pace but it's alright there.
Wow, you posted this just before I came on the site in November, 2003. I just was listening to the OS...you did a real nice job on this...don't know what I was on when I thought I was having trouble with the pace back then...
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