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Song Parodies -> "Wasted On the Stage"

Original Song Title:

"Wasted On the Way"

Original Performer:

Crosby, Stills & Nash

Parody Song Title:

"Wasted On the Stage"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Obviously this was done before Crosby's new liver
Look around me
I can see two tubby rock stars
Doing booze and drugs and
Often getting high
I am older now
I have kids and all the baggage
But I sometime wish I led a life
Like Dave and Steve

Cause there's coke and marijuana
Everywhere I turn
Making us wasted on the stage
So what if we sing flat?
Listen to the album
Let the liquor flow
We needn't act our age

Oh, when we had Young
We were arguing and fighting
Over lead guitars and lighting
And whose songs to do
That was long ago
And we've since run out of money
So we called each other "Honey"
And now sing for you

Coke and marijuana
Everywhere to burn
Making us wasted on the stage
We're too stoned to argue
And too rich to worry
Let the liquor flow
We earn high living wage

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Billy Florio - October 09, 2003 - Report this comment
I dont know why this is being voted so bad - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Crosby Still is Smashed. I agree with BF - This is a splendid addition to the "Alzheimer Rock & Roll" genre.
Johnny D - November 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Reminds me of the ol' stoner days..."reminds me" ? Hooray! I actually CAN remember some of those days after all !
Paul Robinson - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Rick D., not bad. Have to read if carefully to get in the step with the pace but it's alright there.
Paul Robinson - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, you posted this just before I came on the site in November, 2003. I just was listening to the did a real nice job on this...don't know what I was on when I thought I was having trouble with the pace back then...

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