I hear a bad moo’s arriving
Foresee trouble at the hay
I see herd is quaked and frightnin'
I fear barnyard decay

Irate cowey blight
It’s unsound to milk your wife
There's a bad moo that’s arrived

I hear steericane a-lowing
I know big Bessie’s coming soon
Quite scared heifers-hid haymow an’
I hear the noise of raging mooin’

Stanchions won’t hold tight
All the bulls have taken flight
There's a bad moo that’s arrived
Incite!

Cope with nasty thing in leather
Lope all the silage-reared awry
Book it and run for pasture heather
Blue-fly is makin’ for the skies

All bovines taking fright
Well, it's round of dairy strife
There's a bad moo that’s arrived

Taureau herd’s apprised
That there’s soundly grave bovibes
There's a bad moo in the sties!