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Song Parodies -> "Pentrite"

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine"

Original Performer:

Cream

Parody Song Title:

"Pentrite"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

If you wanna sow doom, there's that thing that goes "boom"
Pentrite!
If you wanna blow up all the things that bug ya
Pentrite!
PE-T-N, PE-T-N, PE-T-N - pentrite!

If you are terrrorist-bound and you like a loud sound
Pentrite!
Give a clothesline of awe for your mother-in-law
Pentrite!
PE-T-N, PE-T-N, PE-T-N - pentrite!

If you wanna blast rock with a powerful shock
Pentrite!
Stronger than TNT or the m-hexogene
Pentrite!
PR-T-N, PE-T-N, PE-T-N - pentrite!

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Callmelennie - March 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Actually, this song was done by Eric Clapton after "Cream" had disbanded, Susanna my dear. Having said that -- Give three fives, give three fives, give three five, .. "Pentrite!"
Susanna Viljanen - March 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Oh, okay. So the credit of the OS would actually belong to Eric Clapton. Anyway, pentaerythritol tetranitrate is familiar stuff for me due to my profession as a chemical engineer, and it is used on detonating cord. "Mother-in-law's clothesline" is the common Finnish colloquialism for PETN cord.
Rob Arndt - March 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for using PETN for this EXPLOSIVE parody- 555!!! Now, can you use the new solid nitrogen weapon (charged metallic) ;-D
Susanna Viljanen - March 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Rob, actually it was your idea which gave the initial spark here :)
Rob Arndt - March 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for the inspiration to do a parody of "Cocaine"... which IS by Eric Clapton from 1977.

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