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Song Parodies -> "Treason On His Mind"

Original Song Title:

"Linda On My Mind"

Original Performer:

Conway Twitty

Parody Song Title:

"Treason On His Mind"

Parody Written by:

Sarcastic Paranoid

The Lyrics

As any political theorist worth his salt knows, traitors are not to be trusted even if they're the ones who got you your throne: if they betrayed the last guy, they'll betray you too. As even the cheesiest advice columnist knows, a guy who cheats on wife is not to be trusted, especially if he leaves her for you: if he cheated on his previous wife, eventually he'll be cheating on you too. The connection that not everyone makes is this: treason and adultery work hand in hand. It's not an accident that the vast majority of anti-family and anti-American forces gather on the same side of the political spectrum. Let us therefore pity any poor naive girl who falls for a leftard.
Now he lies to you with treason on his mind
It may sound lewd, but girl you're screwed
If love has made you blind.
The tragedy, you'll see, is when you find
That leftard lying there beside you
With treason on his mind.

You may think that he will love you,
And put nothing else above you.
If you do, poor girl, it's erroneously,
For to him, marriage is a scam,
And soon he'll be on the lam;
Whether the trap's for him or you, from marriage he'll flee.

He may have loved you, girl, at some time,
But his promises aren't worth a dime,
As even he may be too blind to know;
For treason's grip is much stronger,
And it's held his heart much longer.
The stream of straying has him in its flow.

So he lies to you with treason on his mind;
Whether self-conceit or love's deceit
Is what drives him, you'll find
His old mistress will have you in a bind:
For she's what's lying there beside you,
The treason on his mind!
For that matter, let's not forget that between old Slick Willy Clinton's spin doctors and the raving sodomites on the left, a typical leftard's definition of marriage is usually a very squishy thing, if it's anything at all. Their "redefinitions" of marriage are part of the same method by which leftards define good as evil, evil as good, patriotism as treason, and treason as patriotism. That's why leftards are lousy lovers.

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