I can feel my heartbeat poundin'
As I park here right outside the Ranch of Bunny
(bum, bum, bum)
I double check my left hip pocket
To be sure that I brought my saved up money
(bum, bum, bum)
When I reach to push the buzzer
I can feel my fingers shaking more and more
(bum, bum, bum)
Will they know that I'm a virgin..
Can they tell I've Never Seen This Fur Before?

A big door opens, I say, "Howdy"
To a pretty half dressed lady smilin' sweetly
(bum, bum, bum)
I take my hat off as I enter
There are seven other gals in line to greet me
(bum, bum, bum)
She says pick the one you want
I'm sure my face is just as red as our barn door
Even tho' there's not much light here
They must know I've Never Seen This Fur Before

Well, I choose Angel, she's the tallest
Takes me by the hand and leads me to the room
(bum, bum, bum)
Ain't been drinkin' but I feel drunk
From excitement and the smell of her perfume
(bum, bum, bum)
We do things I never dreamt of
Only seen in magazines down at the store
With my eyes as big as saucers,
She says I guess You've Never Seen This Fur Before..
(bum, bum, bum)

She says I guess You've Never Seen This Fur Before..
(bum, bum, bum)