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Song Parodies -> "Hello Mullet"

Original Song Title:

"Hello Darlin'"

Original Performer:

Conway Twitty

Parody Song Title:

"Hello Mullet"

Parody Written by:

Zeb Cain

The Lyrics

hello mullet....
nice to see you
it's been a long time
since i last cut you
back in '85

you look good now...
i'm so happy
you make me feel fine
it's been a while since
you were last in style

what's that you say...
you want proof?
well there's bon jovi
travis tritt and billy ray
tracy lawrence and joe dirté

what i'm trying to say
is that you're still as
cool as can be
and i'm so sorry
that i wanted you gone

cheer up mullet...
you're a star now
only a matter of time
before you came back
back into my life

it's been a while
since i said
business in the front
party in the back
oh man you're looking good

i love you mullet...
time to go now
time to pick up some girls
at the new mall
that they built in a-town

and if i should ever find
a girl with the same haircut as mine
then i'll ask her to join me
in holy mulletrony

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