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Song Parodies -> "(He's a) Dick--House"

Original Song Title:

"(She's a) Brick House"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"(He's a) Dick--House"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics


He’s a DICK—House
Mighty righty, just lettin’ his leg hang out
He’s a DICK---House
The doctor’s whacked and that a fact
Ain’t nice but he’s no hack

He’s a DICK---House
Got the cure, the only cure
If his attitude you can endure
He’s so pompous everybody knows
And that’s where the glory goes

He knows he knows everything
A patient needs to get a plan, yeah
How can he say the things he say?
Lauriehugh, lauriehugh lauriehugh
Wanna kick his can


The suit he wears, the nasty cracks
Make an old nurse wish he'd take it back
He knows he's right and knows he's an ass
Cure enough but punch the man, what a blast


Take him down, take him down

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 6

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Johnny D - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
He's our RICK---Wow!
Matthias - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Coming soon to a TV near you.... "The A-Hole House Is Quite Scary"
McKludge - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Your House is a very very very fine House. 555
Project Sisyphus - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice job-I love that show!
Agrimorfee - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
A great tribute to the show I call "The Anti-E/R"! 555

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