-> "Vow of Silence (I Can't Talk Anymore)"
Original Song Title:
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Parody Song Title:
"Vow of Silence (I Can't Talk Anymore)"
Used to always hear me bleat
My cell phone gained a huge receipt
But nowadays I silently pray
Geezers killed their hearing aids
Cause when I yapped I could talk all day
I found religion and all of that changed
Cause they handed me these brown prayer robes
To be a holy monk
Man, This vow of silence blows
I’m such a lonely punk
To this Bible I’m stuck
Monastery… Won’t let me talk anymore
Once was chatty but I can’t talk anymore
No, You won’t hear a peep because talk is cheap
Might go batty cause I can’t talk anymore!
(Noooooooooooooooo! I can’t talk!)
Can’t use nice words to flatter hotties
No sex, I’m grieving, Darn chastity
Since I took that vow
You won’t hear me speak
Well, I handed over my iPhone
And grabbed their feathered pen
Prayer verse I’m writing in ink
Ain’t a trophy job!
But at least I have one!
It’s so stinking that I can’t talk anymore!
We’re still singing but we can’t talk anymore!
Once I used to be bleeped cause those swear words were heaped
(Heaped! F*ck! F*ck! F*ck!)
Phone’s not ringing cause I can’t talk anymore!
(Nooooooooooooo!!! I can’t talk!!!)
Conversations were deep and poems made you weep
(Weeeeeep!!! Oath! Oath! Oath!)
I’ve gone saintly and can’t talk anymore!
I can’t talk! I can’t talk!)
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