Drinking Beast Light, hope I don't heave
I'm on the clock, no time to speak
I've got to chug.
Chug like the wind, to beat Dad again

And it's not such a long way to go
To make it to the dumpster when my lunch blows
So I chug, like the wind
Chug like the wind

I was born--sixth floor, up in Cumberland
Always hit Lot two, with a beer in my hand
Chugged nine beers
Gunning for ten
Gonna chug like the wind

Now I've got to reduce the swallows
And make sure that the can angle's not too low
So I'll chug, like the wind

Chug like the wind
Chug like the wind

Mouth open wide, adjust my crotch
There was no beer in sight, when he stopped the watch
Never was the kind to know when I'm licked
So I chug like the wind until I get sick

Drinking Beast Light, hope I don't heave
I'm on the clock, no time to speak
I've got to chug
Chug like the wind, I'm crushing the can

And it's not such a long way to go
To make it to the dumpster when my lunch blows
So I chug, like the wind
Chug like the wind

And I've got to reduce the swallows
And make sure that the can angle's not too low
So I'll chug, like the wind
Gonna chug like the wind