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Song Parodies -> "Chug Like The Wind"

Original Song Title:

"Ride Like The Wind"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Christopher Cross

Parody Song Title:

"Chug Like The Wind"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

Dad refers to dear old Donnie
Drinking Beast Light, hope I don't heave
I'm on the clock, no time to speak
I've got to chug.
Chug like the wind, to beat Dad again

And it's not such a long way to go
To make it to the dumpster when my lunch blows
So I chug, like the wind
Chug like the wind

I was born--sixth floor, up in Cumberland
Always hit Lot two, with a beer in my hand
Chugged nine beers
Gunning for ten
Gonna chug like the wind

Now I've got to reduce the swallows
And make sure that the can angle's not too low
So I'll chug, like the wind

Chug like the wind
Chug like the wind

Mouth open wide, adjust my crotch
There was no beer in sight, when he stopped the watch
Never was the kind to know when I'm licked
So I chug like the wind until I get sick

Drinking Beast Light, hope I don't heave
I'm on the clock, no time to speak
I've got to chug
Chug like the wind, I'm crushing the can

And it's not such a long way to go
To make it to the dumpster when my lunch blows
So I chug, like the wind
Chug like the wind

And I've got to reduce the swallows
And make sure that the can angle's not too low
So I'll chug, like the wind
Gonna chug like the wind

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Bob Gomez - November 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Might as well face it, you're addicted to suds. Hey Jeff, what about the ba-da-da- dap, bap-bap-bap-ba part? That could be the barfing sounds, I guess. Cheers! d;:^)
Jeff Reuben - November 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Bob, if I ever get ahold of the background music and record this, I'll keep that in mind =)
Spaff.com - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
I think Christopher Cross himself must have chugged like the wind. Didn't he always look a little bloated and ready to blow lunch in a dumpster? Good job, JR.
Christopher Cross - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey Spaff, I resemble that remark - I don't appreciate that kind of-- uh-oh...HUUURRRPPPLUUH !!!
Wild Man - November 09, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL! (burp) nothing wrong witha good beer parody.
Johnny D - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL, five brews for you!
Jeff Reuben - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I gladly accept....thank you Johnny!

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