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Song Parodies -> "Stake That Vampire"

Original Song Title:

"Wake Up Sunshine"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Stake That Vampire"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Stake that vampire
Open up that coffin lid for me
Time to be dyin'
He's been stalking through the night
Now he's hiding from the light
Vampire, vampire

Stake that vampire
Let me see that warm blood spurting free
Too late for flyin'
Seen him change into a bat
Now we're gonna see him splatter
Vampire, this is your life vampire

You know I'm hammerin' you
I know you're feelin' it too
So stop suckin' that blood
Don't open your eyes
Don't bare your fangs
I'm hammerin' you

Stake that vampire
Ooh it's good to make you history
Can't have you bitin'
We've been searching through the night
To bring you into the light
Vampire, vampire

I'm gonna stake you, fiend
Until you're good and dead

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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Rob Arndt - October 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Great Porfle- 555... but can you do a Zombie topic???
Porfle Popnecker - October 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rob...hmmm, I must have a zombie topic rattling around in my head somewhere...
Old Man Ribber - October 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Porfle - Good parody and fine OS from Chicago. ;D
Porfle Popnecker - October 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks! That song is still stuck in my head after all these years.

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