-> "Pant-For-Page Kid-Fixed Mark"
Original Song Title:
"Saturday In The Park"
Parody Song Title:
"Pant-For-Page Kid-Fixed Mark"
The Lyrics
Pant-for-page kid-fixed Mark
His thinking was of porking youth guys
Pant-for-page kid-fixed Mark
His thinking was, their shorts off to pry
Creepy man, creepy emailing
His pants swelled with vice dreams
Thinking young stallion schlong
(“Io amo i piccoli ragazzi
Io amo mangiare penne e pene!”)
Does he dig them? (Yes he does!)
He’s been in hiding such a long time
Mark pant-for-page
Pant-for-page kid-fixed Mark
Is slinking back to court some new guys
Creep is talking, creep is smiling
His swaything might git hard
Some dupes are enthralled
Has he really changed his world-view
I think not, not this man
Who has been hiding such a long time
Sent away
Blow notions guy’s here with a colorful display
Well-tanned man on lam is back, hoping to make hay
Thinking “children’s balls” is not past
Not in the past
Sunny days now for Mark
On news pages again this guy
Bummer days now for Mark
Can’t cruise pages no more this guy
Email reaching, hemale touching
Hand-feel palpitation
Waiting for a call
Oh he wants it, really wants it
Man-lad kid fix (yes he does!)
After he’s hiding such a long time
On news page
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