Song Parodies -> Poker Games In The Buff
| Original Song Title: | "Saturday In The Park" |
| Original Performer: | Chicago |
| Parody Song Title: | "Poker Games In The Buff" |
| Parody Written by: | Lionel Mertens |
If you think you have what it takes to bluff in the buff, then put down your chips and get ready to strip.
poker game, in the buff
i bet someone gets lucky in bed
pair of spades, time to bluff
already lost a bundle of threads
rising anties, flying panties
a man wearing nothing
wagging a little dog
(look! vienna sausage)
can he walk it? (no, he can’t)
and i been winning in my long johns
this poker game
go liqour up, in the front
or just go to poker in the rear
there’s room enough, for all to come
odds are someone’s loosing their brazier
clothes are folding, hands are holdin’,
a girl with a g-string
stripping for us all
would a lap dance rock your world?
what’s the chances? (bet, it can)
and now i’m loosing in my boxers
still i’m game
strip poker gamblers wear ensembles from their birth
a bare man still can clear tables with his girth
listen jokers, flesh can be won
two can be one
oh yes, yes
poker games after dark
every game is a disneyland ride
neighbor dogs start to bark
i guess we’ll have to call it a night
people dressing, people changing
a mad congregation
primping on the lawn
watch them swager, watch them stager
would you wager? (bet, you can)
are you game?
i bet someone gets lucky in bed
pair of spades, time to bluff
already lost a bundle of threads
rising anties, flying panties
a man wearing nothing
wagging a little dog
(look! vienna sausage)
can he walk it? (no, he can’t)
and i been winning in my long johns
this poker game
go liqour up, in the front
or just go to poker in the rear
there’s room enough, for all to come
odds are someone’s loosing their brazier
clothes are folding, hands are holdin’,
a girl with a g-string
stripping for us all
would a lap dance rock your world?
what’s the chances? (bet, it can)
and now i’m loosing in my boxers
still i’m game
strip poker gamblers wear ensembles from their birth
a bare man still can clear tables with his girth
listen jokers, flesh can be won
two can be one
oh yes, yes
poker games after dark
every game is a disneyland ride
neighbor dogs start to bark
i guess we’ll have to call it a night
people dressing, people changing
a mad congregation
primping on the lawn
watch them swager, watch them stager
would you wager? (bet, you can)
are you game?
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Funny idea, but the flow broke up when I hit the spelling errors. Even though brazier is a word, it's the wrong word.
Brazier = metal container for burning coal or charcoal. Wait, maybe you meant that. "loosing their brazier" equals "breaking out the charcoal grill?" 544
Brazier = metal container for burning coal or charcoal. Wait, maybe you meant that. "loosing their brazier" equals "breaking out the charcoal grill?" 544
especially liked the "ensembles from their birth" line
Good concept :) I especially liked "rising anties, flying panties "
Sorry Mr. McSludge for ruining the viscosity and flow of this parody by mispellling brassiere as brazier. I was up late and that one squeaked by.
Love the poker parodies, and this is SO much better than TOS. Trip 5s.
Didn't mean to come off as harda$$, Lionel. Sometimes I should just leave my Captain Grammar cape in the drawer. :-)
Moral of the story: Don't trust your computer spell-checker. From vs. form, there vs. they're vs. their. And in German, scheissen vs. schiessen. :-0
Moral of the story: Don't trust your computer spell-checker. From vs. form, there vs. they're vs. their. And in German, scheissen vs. schiessen. :-0
Now I am picturing all those doggie picture poker players in long johns and undies... ;-)
Well thanks, Meriadoc, McKludge, and Red Ant for the comments and votes. I really tried to make this one as entertaining for y'all as I could.
great job lionel,
reminds me of hanging out in trona, ca.
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