Song Parodies -> Amity Has A Shark
| Original Song Title: | "Saturday In The Park" |
| Original Performer: | Chicago |
| Parody Song Title: | "Amity Has A Shark" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
amity has a shark
i think it wrecked their fourth of july
amity hates this shark
i think it was reported some died
teeth were slashing...teeth were gnashing
a man eating white seen
stalking the splashing throng
monstrous body...being naughty
can he swim fast ?...yes, he can
no more vacations for a long time
in amity
one summer's day, came the shark
he slinks and then his dorsal fin rise
a bummer day, darn that shark
and swimming, you'll abort, if you're wise
people watching...real life violence
a corpse with a big scar
sinking chopped and mauled
biggest shark in all the world
can he swim fast ?...yes, he can
don't be wading in the high tide
in amity
ol' ocean hider
bites the tourists in the bay
a stunned man...sans hand
all gory and dismayed
little children...fall and get noshed
bloody red froth
oh...no no
hungry days for the shark
killing, not for sport, is this guy
munchy days for the shark
eating every sort that applies
people screaming...people lunched on
an abomination
waiting in the swells
sure is daunting...beach is haunting
can he swim fast ?...yes, he can
and he's been lurking for a long time
in amity
i think it wrecked their fourth of july
amity hates this shark
i think it was reported some died
teeth were slashing...teeth were gnashing
a man eating white seen
stalking the splashing throng
monstrous body...being naughty
can he swim fast ?...yes, he can
no more vacations for a long time
in amity
one summer's day, came the shark
he slinks and then his dorsal fin rise
a bummer day, darn that shark
and swimming, you'll abort, if you're wise
people watching...real life violence
a corpse with a big scar
sinking chopped and mauled
biggest shark in all the world
can he swim fast ?...yes, he can
don't be wading in the high tide
in amity
ol' ocean hider
bites the tourists in the bay
a stunned man...sans hand
all gory and dismayed
little children...fall and get noshed
bloody red froth
oh...no no
hungry days for the shark
killing, not for sport, is this guy
munchy days for the shark
eating every sort that applies
people screaming...people lunched on
an abomination
waiting in the swells
sure is daunting...beach is haunting
can he swim fast ?...yes, he can
and he's been lurking for a long time
in amity
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I could hear Chicago singing this parody while I was reading it.
Perfectly rhymed, perfectly paced, ingenius subs everywhere. 555
I could hear Speilberg laughing at this parody while I was reading it.
good 555
Just when you thought it was safe to go back onto Amiright... It's Jaws 5!
I'm trying to find a good jump the shark comment here, but it eludes me. Any takers?
thanks johnny, agri, lionel, white trash, michael and mckludge
I Jaws stopped by to give you fives
thanks AFW
Loved it
da...dum!...da...dum!
fivefivefivefivefivefivefivefive.....great stuff, Sherrif Rhodesy.
fivefivefivefivefivefivefivefive.....great stuff, Sherrif Rhodesy.
Good one Alvin :) If only you could have had the shark EAT Roy Schieder I would have given you 10's. Enjoyed all the lines, but particularly : "swimming, you'll abort, if you're wise"
Vivid descriptions
Great one Alvin! Best sub: "little children...fall and get noshed" - hee hee.
thanks ann, kristof, peregrin, john and merry
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