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Song Parodies -> "Takin' Bong Hits Everyday"

Original Song Title:

"Feelin' Stronger Everyday"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Chicago

Parody Song Title:

"Takin' Bong Hits Everyday"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i do smoke pot, its true
and i know that its fun for me
oh yeah...oh yeah
and now i have red eyes
that's the way they're supposed to be
oh yeah...oh yeah

and knowin' that i'm free to smoke it as i may
i do believe i'm takin' bong hits everyday

i know i'm really fried
from holding all of this smoke inside
oh yeah...oh yeah
and now the cops have come
time for us to get up and run
oh yeah...oh yeah

and knowin' that i'm free to smoke it as i may
i do believe i'm takin' bong hits everyday
yeah...yeah...yeah

after takin' two or three
ooh, baby, now...i can't stand up easily
yeah..yeah..yeah
this weed sure has plastered me
best thing to smoke when you're blue
the world just seems happy to me
yeah...yeah...yeah

takin' bong hits every day
(you know i'm stoned right now)
takin' bong hits every day
(you know i'm stoned right now)
takin' bong hits every day
(you know i'm stoned right now)

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Meriadoc - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh dear! Am I the only other person on the planet that remembers this song? :-0
Robert J. Pagliaro - February 07, 2004 - Report this comment
No, they were one of my favorite band as a kid - can't tell you how many times I saw them in concert - lost interest after "Baby What A Big Surprise" and Russian roulette changed the band.
Mari D - February 08, 2004 - Report this comment
This sounds like a lot of good reasons not to smoke pot. I remember the original from the summer of '73. Note to Robert: I agree with you. The death of Terry Kath and the takeover by producer David Foster killed the soul of the band.
lebeiw15 - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent!
Leo Jay - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
This is fantastic. Do you EVER not completely rhyme with the original? Most impressive.
Peregrin - August 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Came here via the 'Random' feature, Alvin. Another case of friendly fire here! Great work and rhyming/pacing.

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