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Song Parodies -> "I Could Be In Jail Till I'm Sixty Four (Kobe)"

Original Song Title:

"25 or 6 to 4"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I Could Be In Jail Till I'm Sixty Four (Kobe)"

Parody Written by:

Sean D.

The Lyrics

Oh hell its the break of day
Wondering what reporters will say
Camera lights flash in my eyes
I just wish she had closed her thighs
As I open the courtroom door
I could be in jail till I'm 64

Staring blindly at the judge's face
Hoping it turns out like the JonBenet Case
Getting it up was a big mistake
Wish I never stayed at that lake
Wond'ring how many lawyers it will take
Should I try to add some more
I could be in jail till I'm 64

My attorneys don't come cheap
And they know my pockets are deep
Oh hell it's the break of day
Now I know what it's like to be OJ
I could be in jail till I'm 64
I could be in jail till I'm 64

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