Song Parodies -> I Could Be In Jail Till I'm Sixty Four (Kobe)
| Original Song Title: | "25 or 6 to 4" |
| Original Performer: | Chicago |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Could Be In Jail Till I'm Sixty Four (Kobe)" |
| Parody Written by: | Sean D. |
Oh hell its the break of day
Wondering what reporters will say
Camera lights flash in my eyes
I just wish she had closed her thighs
As I open the courtroom door
I could be in jail till I'm 64
Staring blindly at the judge's face
Hoping it turns out like the JonBenet Case
Getting it up was a big mistake
Wish I never stayed at that lake
Wond'ring how many lawyers it will take
Should I try to add some more
I could be in jail till I'm 64
My attorneys don't come cheap
And they know my pockets are deep
Oh hell it's the break of day
Now I know what it's like to be OJ
I could be in jail till I'm 64
I could be in jail till I'm 64
Wondering what reporters will say
Camera lights flash in my eyes
I just wish she had closed her thighs
As I open the courtroom door
I could be in jail till I'm 64
Staring blindly at the judge's face
Hoping it turns out like the JonBenet Case
Getting it up was a big mistake
Wish I never stayed at that lake
Wond'ring how many lawyers it will take
Should I try to add some more
I could be in jail till I'm 64
My attorneys don't come cheap
And they know my pockets are deep
Oh hell it's the break of day
Now I know what it's like to be OJ
I could be in jail till I'm 64
I could be in jail till I'm 64
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