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Song Parodies -> "Why's Your Dog Always Bark?"

Original Song Title:

"Saturday In The Park"

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Parody Song Title:

"Why's Your Dog Always Bark?"

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The Lyrics

Why's your dog always bark, whenever I begin walkin' by
Why's your dog always bark, whenever I begin walkin' by
Cages rattle, what a battle, he's so darn annoying
Scratching me with his paws (ad lib dog barking noises)
Please believe it (no I can't)
And he's been growling for a long time
The stupid mutt

Why's your dog always bark, whenever I begin walkin' by
Why's your dog always bark, whenever I begin walkin' by
I keep scowling, mutt keeps growling
I'd hit him with my car
So there's peace for us all
Can you shut him up for sure
Listen to me (no I won't!)
He keeps me up until past midnight
Every night

Bicycle riders, gettin' chased down every street
That dog won't give up, starts chewing at their feet
Listen I'd like to shoot that dog, to shoot that dog, oh, yes, yes

Why's your dog always bark, whenever I begin walkin' by
Why's your dog always bark, whenever I begin walkin' by
Puppies screaming, kitties screeching
A real zoo you have here
I can't stand 'em all
(Neighbor with annoying dogs:) "Hey, we're moving!"
"REALLY moving?"
"Can you dig it...?"
Well, I've been waiting such a long time...

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Melhi - September 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice Job!
Guy DiRito - September 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Well done - I really hate owners who don't take care of their pets. I can really identify with this. I got a mental picture of that dog running past the end of his chain when I read this just like the old Warner Bros. cartoon with the hound and the rooster, Foghorn Leghorn. Made me LOL for sure.

Somehow this song seems like it is based on something true in your neighborhood. Is it? Oh yeah, this is definately 5 material.
Michael Pacholek - September 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Maybe we should link this with my "Big Slobbers" and do a dog-parody concept album! I love it!
Claude Prez - September 23, 2003 - Report this comment
I used to like dogs, before I became a mailman. Now this is like my theme song. So, great job.
lebeiw15 - September 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks guys!
It's not just something in my neighborhood, really, but all over town I seem to run into dogs. Ugh. Hate 'em.
Michael Pacholek - October 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Claude is a mailman? Uh-oh, we must remember to keep the postal worker very, very gruntled. Do you spend time at a bar drinking with an out-of-work accountant?

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