Song Parodies -> Right-Wing Fantasy
| Original Song Title: | "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" |
| Original Performer: | Cher |
| Parody Song Title: | "Right-Wing Fantasy" |
| Parody Written by: | Melanie Lee |
Oh, some of you are going to LOVE this one!
Had a dream in the middle of electioning year:
We’d fin’lly gotten rid of the people we fear,
Putting to use our legal-bought guns!
Now you see no black folk.
The lib’rals are in prison or on the run.
Right-wing fantasy!
The cheering from the people of the land was ruckus!
Right-wing fantasy!
And ev’ry night, good ol’ boys will come around
And chug their liquor down.
Built up a wall along Rio Grande,
Shipped all the wetbacks back to their own land,
Sent all the Jews back to Israel,
Then we fought the A-rabs,
And now we own their oil, and the profits are swell!
Right-wing fantasy!
The freedom and the safety of our land is precious!
Right-wing fantasy!
And ev’ry night, good ol’ boys will come around
And burn some crosses down.
We stopped public schoolin’ for beyond sixth grade;
Who needs high-talkin’ style?
No more welfare for a gal in trouble,
And we haven’t paid tax for a while, oh no!
We haven’t paid tax for a while, oh no.
Had a dream in the middle of electioning year:
We’d fin’lly took apart social programs we’d feared.
Press loves all the President does!
He picks all our judges,
And Congress does his bidding without no fuss.
Right-wing fantasy!
Approval from the people of the land—no protests!
Right-wing fantasy!
And ev’ry night all the men come home from town,
And hold their women down.
Right-wing fantasy!
Our plans are always bless-ed by our God in heaven!
Right-wing fantasy!
And did you hear, the Big Earthquake came around,
Sank California down?
Right-wing fantasy…
(fade out)
We’d fin’lly gotten rid of the people we fear,
Putting to use our legal-bought guns!
Now you see no black folk.
The lib’rals are in prison or on the run.
Right-wing fantasy!
The cheering from the people of the land was ruckus!
Right-wing fantasy!
And ev’ry night, good ol’ boys will come around
And chug their liquor down.
Built up a wall along Rio Grande,
Shipped all the wetbacks back to their own land,
Sent all the Jews back to Israel,
Then we fought the A-rabs,
And now we own their oil, and the profits are swell!
Right-wing fantasy!
The freedom and the safety of our land is precious!
Right-wing fantasy!
And ev’ry night, good ol’ boys will come around
And burn some crosses down.
We stopped public schoolin’ for beyond sixth grade;
Who needs high-talkin’ style?
No more welfare for a gal in trouble,
And we haven’t paid tax for a while, oh no!
We haven’t paid tax for a while, oh no.
Had a dream in the middle of electioning year:
We’d fin’lly took apart social programs we’d feared.
Press loves all the President does!
He picks all our judges,
And Congress does his bidding without no fuss.
Right-wing fantasy!
Approval from the people of the land—no protests!
Right-wing fantasy!
And ev’ry night all the men come home from town,
And hold their women down.
Right-wing fantasy!
Our plans are always bless-ed by our God in heaven!
Right-wing fantasy!
And did you hear, the Big Earthquake came around,
Sank California down?
Right-wing fantasy…
(fade out)
And now I want to see one of you write a parody about a Left-Wing Fantasy!
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Right, er, write on! Abso-Newt-ly great concept and lexecution with nearly every conservative stereotype fascis-, er, fash-i*oned* into a funny...
That was clever, no matter what side you are on. 5's
A liberal AND a talented parody writer? I think I'm in love.
This was all right! 555
Sinking NorCAL would be crime . . for it is truly the gods' country, with all its beauty! Holding the down the women ? . . . well just take a look at FLDS !
555, very good.
LOL... nice
Right on!
Oh, Michael, I didn't know you cared! Everyone, thanks for the comments!
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