Song Parodies -> Right-Wing Fantasy

Original Song Title:

"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"

Original Performer:

Cher

  
Parody Song Title:

"Right-Wing Fantasy"

Parody Written by:

Melanie Lee

Oh, some of you are going to LOVE this one!
Had a dream in the middle of electioning year:
We’d fin’lly gotten rid of the people we fear,
Putting to use our legal-bought guns!
Now you see no black folk.
The lib’rals are in prison or on the run.

Right-wing fantasy!
The cheering from the people of the land was ruckus!
Right-wing fantasy!
And ev’ry night, good ol’ boys will come around
And chug their liquor down.

Built up a wall along Rio Grande,
Shipped all the wetbacks back to their own land,
Sent all the Jews back to Israel,
Then we fought the A-rabs,
And now we own their oil, and the profits are swell!

Right-wing fantasy!
The freedom and the safety of our land is precious!
Right-wing fantasy!
And ev’ry night, good ol’ boys will come around
And burn some crosses down.

We stopped public schoolin’ for beyond sixth grade;
Who needs high-talkin’ style?
No more welfare for a gal in trouble,
And we haven’t paid tax for a while, oh no!
We haven’t paid tax for a while, oh no.

Had a dream in the middle of electioning year:
We’d fin’lly took apart social programs we’d feared.
Press loves all the President does!
He picks all our judges,
And Congress does his bidding without no fuss.

Right-wing fantasy!
Approval from the people of the land—no protests!
Right-wing fantasy!
And ev’ry night all the men come home from town,
And hold their women down.

Right-wing fantasy!
Our plans are always bless-ed by our God in heaven!
Right-wing fantasy!
And did you hear, the Big Earthquake came around,
Sank California down?

Right-wing fantasy…

(fade out)
And now I want to see one of you write a parody about a Left-Wing Fantasy!
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TJC - May 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Right, er, write on! Abso-Newt-ly great concept and lexecution with nearly every conservative stereotype fascis-, er, fash-i*oned* into a funny...
adagio - May 02, 2008 - Report this comment
That was clever, no matter what side you are on. 5's
Michael Pacholek - May 02, 2008 - Report this comment
A liberal AND a talented parody writer? I think I'm in love.
MasonR - May 02, 2008 - Report this comment
This was all right! 555
UnKnownVotress - May 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Sinking NorCAL would be crime . . for it is truly the gods' country, with all its beauty! Holding the down the women ? . . . well just take a look at FLDS !
Stephen Harrington - May 02, 2008 - Report this comment
555, very good.
MrMacphisto - May 04, 2008 - Report this comment
LOL... nice
PMS - May 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Right on!
Melanie Lee - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh, Michael, I didn't know you cared! Everyone, thanks for the comments!

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