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Song Parodies -> "Bad Weed"

Original Song Title:

"Half Breed"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Bad Weed"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Of course, it's been many years since I even touched the stuff...
Went to this guy I knew to get some grass
The a**hole sold me crap; was not first class
All full of stems and seeds; tasted like straw
Think I would get higher if I smoked cole slaw

Bad weed, is really awful stuff
Bad weed, it sucks with every puff
Bad weed, doesn't get you high
If you're getting stoned it's from the herbicide

Were lots of rocks and dirt; half of the weight
Had sand and gravel, too; was second-rate
He said was "great smoke"; offered me a brick
That damned c*cks*cker was a lying pr*ck

Bad weed, every toke is rough
Bad weed, it is never good enough
Bad weed, one thing that is true
Nothing could be lamer than to smoke some weak "boo"

Did not get stoned on it; now I feel dumb
Wasted my money; ripped off by that crumb
Was bogus stuff; think it might have been fake
Did alter my state of mind; got a headache

Bad weed, it left a taste like dung
Bad weed, couldn't brush it off my tongue
Bad weed, real pathetic grass
Guy that sold it to me, think I will kick his a**

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 15

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Stuart McArthur - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment
"Did alter my state of mind; got a headache" - v. amusing Paul - never heard it called "Boo" before - 555
Paul Robinson - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stuart...don't know where "Boo" expression came from, but I've heard it called that...
Adagio - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Hmm...I have a headache. Does that mean I got some bad weed? :D
alvin rhodes - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment
hell, i thought everyone smoked cole slaw...funny...5s
Johnny D - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey man, didja bring enough to CHER with everybody? 8-)
Paul Robinson - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Adagio - could be...take two tokes and call me in the morning - alvin, you mean they don't? Johnny D - No...I guess that was a big-Bono on my part...thanks all!
Mari D - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny stuff, Paul! Have a hemp waffle.
Tim Hall - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Watch our for the paraquat!
Paul Robinson - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, and again, welcome back, Mari D - Tim - old enough to remember that fiasco, eh? Thanks!
Phil Monty - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought that it was like......woah......woah.......woah.....this remides me of the first time i got stoned

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