Feathers, and dresses, and the fake boobs too
Dressing up like a woman only for you.
The government says that I am male by law,
But every once in a while, I'll put on a bra.

Drag queen
That's what I like to be
Drag queen
That title sticks just fine to me.
Drag queen
I'm really not a man
I like me just fine just the way that I am.

Some people say that duct tape isn't right,
But a small roll can get me through the night.
Some people try to look right up my skirt
Well, I just close my legs and tell them not to flirt

Chorus

Hey fellas, why don't you try to pick me up?
I'm five-eleven with a double D cup.
I can't keep moving from stage to stage.
I could get used badly at my young age.