The fattest girl I have ever seen was snacking on a can of beans.
On the can there were scratches on the can from trying to open them. That she ate.
Could not see her feet cause she would always eat.
She said damn this is good she had some gas
She fallowed the delivery guy to the place. She took the pizza and put it in her face.

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Large lady laughed and danced
And ate some Twinkies one by one.
Danced to her work out music
Till her cookies where done.
Large lady ate ice cream till her pie was done.
Her shirt ripped and showed me more than I need to see.

She ate some lard, had some snacks
And garbled some onion rings
Had some breath that stunk to me.
Then she took some milk put in a glass
Then she sat down on her ass.
She said the low calorie diet is secretly fat
Some chocolate is not good for you.
My advice is you try some beef stroganoff or a sirloin tip.
Never look back just stuff your face.

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So she rolled over crawled in to her bed.
She could not sleep cause she wanted some bread.
And how she smelled some once under her bed.
So she snuck to the kitchen to get some food and caught her dog eating her fondue.
Munching and barking till the dog seen the broom in her hand.
The next thing you she knew the dog had fled under the bed.
Large lady would never leave food lying out again.

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