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Song Parodies -> "Tricksy Hobbit Thief"

Original Song Title:

"Gypsies Tramps And Thieves"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cher

Parody Song Title:

"Tricksy Hobbit Thief"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

I was born Sme-a-gol of the river-bank folk
To get a precious ring, De-a-gol I did choke
Started to do things nobody should
Lived under the mountains, just me and my precious our life was good

Tricksy hobbit thief!
That nasty nasty Baggins, we hates it forever!
Tricksy hobbit thief!
Jumped over me when it put my precious on
Then Baggins-thief was gone

Picked up by orcs, brought back to Mordor
In Barad-Dur, questioned me with torture
"Baggins!", I screamed, "Shire!", then they were done
Though I was defenseless
They threw me out of Mordor in the heat of the sun

Tricksy hobbit thief!
That nasty nasty Baggins, we hates it forever!
Tricksy hobbit thief!
Jumped over me when it put my precious on
Then Baggins-thief was gone

And now I've been guidin' Master Frodo and
Sam who's rude, nasty, vile!
Mount Doom's crater means my ring's in trouble
And I haven't seen it for a while, uh-uh!
I haven't seen it for a while, uh-uh!

I was born Sme-a-gol of the river-bank folk
To get a precious ring, De-a-gol I did choke
Started to do things nobody should
Lived under the mountains, just me and my precious our life was good

Tricksy hobbit thief!
That nasty nasty Frodo wants to melt my precious!
Tricksy hobbit thief!
Bit precious off, oh I have my precious, oh!
Farewell nasty Frodo!

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Ashkicksass - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS well enough to vote, but liked it anyway. You've been a busy boy!
Arwen - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
5s, Johnny...you knew I'd love this...=) Great job, Buddy...
Adagio - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one, Johnny.
Leola Jayne Schwartz - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
*cough*I'm pretty Hobbilliterate, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt on the funny, 'cause you always bring it.
Guy - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
JD - Great song to parody. Well done.
Johnny D - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, everybody!

Ashkicksass: Glad you liked it!

Arwen: You betcha I knew you'd love this, you Pointy-Eared Paragon of Princessly Perfection, you!

Adagio: Thanks, Pat!

Leola Jayne Schwartz: There's no shame in being Hobbitillerate, my friend --- it only means you have it all to look forward to!

Guy: Thanks --- and I love your "Techies, Nerds, and Geeks" parody, Guy!

Cookie-man - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS (that well) but I know enough to know that this is GREAT! 555
alvin rhodes - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
your parodies are always good johnny, but this one is truly an excellent piece of work
Johnny D - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Cookie-man: Thanks C-man!

alvin: Thanks alvin --- I hope I can make a hobbit of it!
Paul Robinson - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D - I know just enough LOTR from the 1/2 I watched of the 1st third to vote on this. (Is that a confusing enough equation? Let's see: (1/2) x (1/3) = 1/6, but I know much less than the sum of the parts about LOTR) - Great job! 5's
Johnny D - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul, any gloater over LOTR who's a voter is all right by me! Thanks!
Peregrin - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I was gonna mark you down for each time we weren't mentioned! But instead I gave you 5's, cos we hobbits stick together!
Johnny D - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
You betcha we do, Pip! Well, I consider myself an honorary hobbit, since my name happens to be Small. Thanks!
2nz - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
dktos, but reminds the precious to come back when he gets homeses, we will. Learn song perhaps after long-ish naps.
Johnny D - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, 2nzss, we thanks you, yess, yess.

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