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Song Parodies -> "T.H.O.T. Police"

Original Song Title:

"Dream Police"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cheap Trick

Parody Song Title:

"T.H.O.T. Police"

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

*snore* *snore* mumbling "deBlasio de worst". Huh, huh! I'm up. Ok which one is this. Oh right. Well I thought I would take the urban dictionary term that explains Internet teasers (could be male or female) with their bodies. I have been watching a lot of Streamers Reloaded every week. Not one week goes by where I hear of Twitch streamers being banned for many reasons. This excuse seems to be fairly common, and has gotten some people permanently banned. Anyways enjoy.
(Chorus)
The T.H.O.T. police
Those streamers cast from their bed
The T.H.O.T. Police
That toxic content won’t spread
The T.H.O.T. Police
They’re removing my content
Oh no

(Verse 1)
You know the chat is bad
As pervs make requests
So that I can feel sad
When my channel gets banned
On Twitch, on Twitch

Since their checking on me
The clothes on me
Working day and night
(They’re) cutting off my funds
Donations no refunds

(Chorus)

(Verse 2)
So I like my build
When I workout on my stream
But they don’t want to see
T**s and a** makes them scream
On Twitch, on Twitch

Since their checking on me
The clothes on me
Working day and night
(They’re) cutting off my funds
Donations no refunds

(Verse 3)
I change my look
Make response vid
Follow their T.O.S.+
They’d blacklist every single deed
‘Cause of T.O.S.
Community
Won’t back my side
Follow their T.O.S.
I can’t get more subs
They’re goes three strike policy I’m done

Since their checking on me
The clothes on me
Working day and night
(They’re) cutting off my funds
Donations no refunds

(Instrumental)

(Chorus)

The T.h.o.t. Police (police, police)
The T.h.o.t. Police (police, police)
(Fade out)
+ = Terms of Service. If any Twitch streamers have had this problem before, I am sure there are other online platforms that will accept your R-rated or X-rated behaviours *cough* chaturbate *cough*. Btw, no more Democratic Candidates for 2020. Considering how many PACS are being created to finance multiple campaigns, I don't think the US economy can take it with all those donations. Although if you needed a reason to crash it...

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Arch Vile - May 20, 2019 - Report this comment
Do I have to make another request to update my author information again? My two latest submissions are not showing up on my list. Reasons anyone? Are the admins policing my songs?
Agrimorfee - May 21, 2019 - Report this comment
Its stated in the Submission Completed landing page that it can take for up to a week for submissions to be posted...but most times, it occurs on the morning after on any weekday. It really depends on how many submissions were made, and how the webmaster/owner(Chuck)--or whoever happens to be in charge that day-- feels that morning. But I don't know when he updates the Author List, I assumed it was updated automatically after parody updates. Don't sweat it.
Arch Vile - May 30, 2019 - Report this comment
Thanks Ag. It's listed now. Also, I guess my Twitch mindset took over this song. I didn't know I could actually put "Tits" and "Ass" in a song and still keep it. Also, it looks like the Streamers Reloaded channel which provides Twitch news, may be removed from Youtube entirely. :(

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