-> "Offender"
Original Song Title:
"Surrender"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Offender"
The Lyrics
Parents told me, yes they told me I’d have friends like you
They also told me “Stay away they are a bad influence.”
Just today someone told me of a child doing time
Some ten year old punk that’s has gone down
Things never go right, unless they go wrong, but wrong is how they go
Offender, offender, but don’t let them take him alive, al, iiiiiiive
Congress says “We can do what you can’t cause we make all the laws”
“It’s how we can stop all you rebel’s and don’t give a damn about your cause”
Now I have heard the difference between the cops and the crooks
But today is not like that I believe that they’re the same difference
Things don’t get better, unless they get worse, and worse is all they get
Offender, offender, but don’t let them take her alive, al, iiiiiiive
Every time a cop guns down a criminal they give them a medal
Sometimes I just get to thinking do they follow the manual
Think it’s time us kids took the law into our own hands
What’s the difference between a book and premeditated plans?
Things have got bad, now they’ve got worse, the worst case scenario
Offender, offender, I won’t let them take me alive, al, iiiiiiive
Alllllllllllive!
Alllllllllllive!
Offender, offender, but don’t let them take him alive.
(Things don’t get better, unless they get worse)
Offender, offender, but don’t let them take her alive.
(Things never go right, unless they go wrong)
Offender, offender, but don’t let them take him alive.
(Things have got bad, now they’ve got worse)
Offender, offender, I won’t let them take me alive.
(Worse is all they get, The worst case scenario, But wrong is how they go)
Offender, offender, but don’t let them take her alive.
(Worse is all they get, The worst case scenario, But wrong is how they go)
Offender, offender, we won’t let them take us alive.
(Things have got bad, now they’ve got worse)
(Repeat and fade….)
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