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Song Parodies -> "The Dementor Went Down To Hogwarts"

Original Song Title:

"Devil Went Down To Georgia"

Original Performer:

Charlie Daniels Band

Parody Song Title:

"The Dementor Went Down To Hogwarts"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Guerra

The Lyrics

A Dementor is a soul stealing creature from the Harry Potter novels.Dylan Guerra, Age 11, 7/19/05
The Dementor went down to Hogwarts
He was looking for a soul to steal
He was in a bind cause he was way behind
And he was willing to make a deal
When he came across this Wizard
Sawing on a Wand and firing spells
And the Dementor jumped up on a Gargoyle
And said, "Wizard" let me tell you what
I guess you didn't know it
But I'm a Dementor not like you
And if you'd care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you
Now you shoot pretty good spells wizard
But give the Dementor his due
I bet a Wand of gold against your soul
Cause I think I'm better than you

The boy said "My name's Harry
And it might be a sin
But I'll take you bet, your gonna regret
Cause I'm the best that's ever been"

Harry rosin up your Wand
And fire spells hard
Cause Azkaban broke loose in Hog warts
And the Dementor deals the cards
And if you win
You get this shiny wand made of gold
But if you lose, the Dementor gets your soul

The Dementor pulled out his wand
And he said "I'll start this show"
And fire flew from his finger tips
As he rosined up his wand
And he pulled the wand across his chast
And it made a evil hiss
Then a band of Dementors joined in
And it sounded something like this

When the Dementor finished Harry said
Well you're, pretty good old guy
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done

Fire in Hogwarts run boys run
Dementors in the Building at the rising sun
Chocolate frogs in the bread pan picking out dough
Nevil does your toad bite no-Harry-no

The Dementor bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden Wand
On the ground at Harry's feet
Harry said "Dementor just come on back
If you ever want to try again
I done told you once, you son of a dragon
I'm the best that's ever been" he casted

Fire in Hogwarts run boys run
Dementors in the building at the rising sun
Chocolate frogs in the bread pan picking out dough
Nevil will your Toad bite no-Harry -no

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 9

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 3   0
 4   1
 5   7

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Royce Miller - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
For 11 years old, a fine effort, and an intriguing title.
alvin rhodes - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
nice job...keep up the good work...i could barely write my NAME at 11
Michael Pacholek - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Being 11 (as opposed to being 30 going on 11, as many of us are), I can't be too harsh. It was a good idea, and there are plenty of Harry Potter songs on this site that aren't as good as this. But you used too many of the original words. Check out some of the other DWDTG parodies and you'll see the basic tenor of the song can be kept with a few minor changes. For an 11-year-old (about the age I was when I wrote "Rudolph the Blue-Chip Halfback"), this was a four. For an adult, it would be a two at best.
Max Halm - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Brilliant what kind of 11 year old would think words up like that for that song i gave it a 5.I think that even snape would have given you a top rating!There was only two problems dementors don't talk and they don't use wands.You should have used He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named instead of a dementor.
Big G - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Max it's Voldemort don't fear to speak his name. He can't hurt you Voldemort: Crucio Off maybe he can, good job but dementors don't do spells, however keep it up as you grow older your skills will improve.
pickle - July 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Maybe you could follow it up with one about Harry's Quidditch exploits to the tune of 'Uneasy Rider'?
Christine - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Awesome composition
Harry potter freak - October 22, 2005 - Report this comment
That Was THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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