(Instrumental Intro)

(Narrated:)
I Went To Freehold Raceway Mall;
To Buy CDs And PSX Games;
And Some PS2 Games And Some N64 Games;
And Some Toys And Some Food;
When I Went Into EBGames To Look At The Games;
I Had $100 In My Wallet To Start;
I Bought A PSX Game Called Need For Speed III;

I Guess You Didn't Know It;
But I Buy My Games And CDs At The Mall Too;
But, I Hope To Get More Money So I Can Buy Them;
I Could Work At Home Or;
Become A Contestant On A Game Show;

The Little Girl Said "My Name Is Emmy
And I Like McDonalds;
But I'll Buy You Lunch;
Math Is My Favorite Subject;
I Love It A Bunch"

(Sung:)
EBGames And Gamestop Have Low Prices Every Day;
Those 2 Stores Are Worth The Pay;
The Best Stores In The Mall;
The Best Low Prices On Games;

If I Go On Jeopardy And Win, I Get A Lot Of Cash;
But If I Lose, I Can't But My Games

(Fiddle Break)

(Narrated)
I Opened Up My Wallet;
To Give The Man The Money For The Game;
Then He Gave Me My Change;
And Put My Game In A Plastic Bag;

Then I Went To Gamestop And;
Bought Another PSX Game;
And I Paid The Man And He
Gave Me Back Some Change

(Demonic Diddle Break)
When I Got Hungry;
I Went To Ruby Tuesday;
I Got A Burger And Fries;
Then Left A Tip

(Sung:)
PSX Games Are Really Cool;
PS2 Games Are Also Cool;
N64 And CDs Are The Best As Well;
The CD Stores And Video Game Stores Are Really Swell;

(Angelic Diddle Break)
When I Went On The Bus And Headed For Home;
I Made Sure I Had All My Bags;
When I Got Off The Bus At My Street;
I Walked Home To My House

Emmy Said "My Mom Buys Me Toys At The Mall;
She Takes Me To Toys "R" Us And Kay-Bee;
I Love Toys And Toy Stores; My Mom Buys Them For Me;
At Any Time Of The Year; She's The Best"

(Sung)
PSX Games Are Really Cool;
PS2 Games Are Also Cool;
N64 And CDs Are The Best As Well;
The CD Stores And Video Game Stores Are Really Swell;

(Fiddle Break And Instrumental Ending)