Mikey went down to Asia
I was looking to get some babes
They were all in sight and it was a fright
They had facial hair that they shaved
When I came across this one girl
That was hairless and looked hot
I walked up to her happily
And said, girl let me tell you what
I've been kinda single
And i'm kinda lonely too
And if you'd care then take a chair and
I will talk with you
She didnt understand me boy and
I felt like an ass
So I ran away and looked another way
And bumped into one other fast
The girl said "My name is Cindy
And I feel lonely too
But the only thing was, she had peach fuzz
And her backround was a jew

Cindy is flirting with me so
I'll try to act real cool
Even though her hair fell off
And her mouth is covered in drool
I better run before she starts to think that I am gold
But now I can't cause she grabbed onto my soul

Cindys face had pimples
And her nose would sometimes glow
And dirt covered her fingertips
And shes missing her big toe
Her gut is bigger than a truck
And she had a chocolate kiss
Then she chewed it right on down
And it sounded something like this
(Loud munching sound)

When she finished thats when
She pulled out her cinnamon buns
She sat down in a chair right there
And I waited til she was done

Cindys eating big buns run boys run
Guts getting larger than the whole damn sun
Eating some bread and licking some dough
Chicken and bacon and 3 sloppy joes

When she finally finished
I knew that she'd been full
Thats when I ran away
With a camel that I had to pull
Cindy tried to chase me
At a 1 speed running attempt
But I was long gone, boy shes a witch
i'm out of Asia for good

I'm leaving Asia come boys come
Someday my love can be a little fun
Cindys out of sight oh thank the lord
Gotta make a run in my 99 Ford