-> "The Devil Went Down To Georgia"
Original Song Title:
"The Devil Went Down To Georgia"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Devil Went Down To Georgia"
The Lyrics
(instrumental intro)
(Narrated:)
The devil went down to Georgia
He was lookin' for a pole to steal
He was in a bind cause he was way behind
And he was willin' to make a deal
When he came across this young man
Sawin' on his diddle and yankin' it hard
And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump
And said, "Boy, you should lube with lard
I guess you didn't know it
But I'm a diddle yanker too
And if you'd care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you
Now you yanked pretty good diddle, boy
But give the devil his due
I bet a Trojan of gold against your pole
'Cause I think I'm better than you"
The boy said "My name's Johnny
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret,
'Cause I'm the best that's ever been!"
(Sung:)
Johnny lubricate your pole
And yank your diddle hard
'Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia
And the devil deals the cards
And if you win, you get this shiny Trojan made of gold
But if you lose, the devil gets your pole!
(fiddle break)
(Narrated:)
The devil opened up his pants
And he said "I'll start this show"
And fire flew from his evil rod
As he Vaselined his pole
And he pulled his claws across his thing
And he made an evil hiss
A sexy succubus joined in,
Gave the devil a firey kiss...
(demonic diddle break)
(Narrated:)
When the devil finished, Johnny said,
"Well you're pretty good, old son.
But sit down on your succubus
And let me show you how it's done!"
(Sung:)
Fire up your fountain, Johnny son!
Devil is afraid of your rising gun!
Chicken in your right hand gettin' a choke!
Wild man are you son, that's no joke!
(angelic diddle break)
(Narrated:)
The devil bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden Trojan down
And bowed to Johnny's meat
Johnny said "Devil, go on back to hell,
Now you've paid up and been thanked.
I done told you once, you son of a bitch,
I'm the best that's ever wanked!"
(Sung:)
Fire up your fountain, Johnny son!
Devil is afraid of your rising gun!
Chicken in your right hand gettin' a choke!
Wild man are you son, that's no joke!
(fiddle break and instrumental ending)
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