Song Parodies -> Water Has Broken
| Original Song Title: | "Morning Has Broken " |
| Original Performer: | Cat Stevens |
| Parody Song Title: | "Water Has Broken" |
| Parody Written by: | Rick Duncan |
Thanks to Tina for inspiring and helping me write this
Water has broken, with my first born kid
Ward in Hoboken, feels like a tomb
Drugs for the stinging, drugs for my torn lid
Blood will be slinging fresh from the womb
Curse the pain down there, like a crap ‘merging
Seeing the crown there, like a big turd
Drugs for the ripping, drugs for the screaming
Cord we’ll be snipping, crying is heard
Mine is a son, Dwight, break out the booze, dear
Kiss off your fun, Dwight, no more cheap whores
Not your relation, I have some news, dear
Our procreation, kid just ain’t yours
Ward in Hoboken, feels like a tomb
Drugs for the stinging, drugs for my torn lid
Blood will be slinging fresh from the womb
Curse the pain down there, like a crap ‘merging
Seeing the crown there, like a big turd
Drugs for the ripping, drugs for the screaming
Cord we’ll be snipping, crying is heard
Mine is a son, Dwight, break out the booze, dear
Kiss off your fun, Dwight, no more cheap whores
Not your relation, I have some news, dear
Our procreation, kid just ain’t yours
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Well, *I* liked it. Edgy as usual Rick!
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