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Song Parodies -> "Water Has Broken"

Original Song Title:

"Morning Has Broken"

Original Performer:

Cat Stevens

Parody Song Title:

"Water Has Broken"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Thanks to Tina for inspiring and helping me write this
Water has broken, with my first born kid
Ward in Hoboken, feels like a tomb
Drugs for the stinging, drugs for my torn lid
Blood will be slinging fresh from the womb

Curse the pain down there, like a crap ‘merging
Seeing the crown there, like a big turd
Drugs for the ripping, drugs for the screaming
Cord we’ll be snipping, crying is heard

Mine is a son, Dwight, break out the booze, dear
Kiss off your fun, Dwight, no more cheap whores
Not your relation, I have some news, dear
Our procreation, kid just ain’t yours

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 4

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Peregrin - October 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Well, *I* liked it. Edgy as usual Rick!

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