Oh, try gettin' fancy with your eyeshadow
Eyeshadow, eyeshadow
Get you a fella with some eyeshadow
Eyeshadow, eyeshadow

'Cause if you want to get a man
Look as cheap as you can
And get fake nails upon your hands
So you-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo—will be the one they adore

And wear a skirt to show your thighs
When he walks by, bat your eyes
Just shake your tush, stare at his fly
So you-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo...will soon have suitors galore

And, try gettin' fancy with your eyeshadow
Eyeshadow, eyeshadow
Get you a fella with some eyeshadow
Eyeshadow, eyeshadow

Wear fishnet stockings on your legs
Don't put out...unless he begs
And when he compliments your "kegs"
Just smi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ile, although you are not a whore

If all else fails, just use your pout
If you're stuck in a lovin' drought
It's something men can't figure out
And you-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo...you won't be alone...

“Did it take long to find me?”
You ask, and smile just right
“Did it take long to find me?”
Then say you wanna spend the night

Oh, keep gettin' fancy with your eyeshadow
Eyeshadow, eyeshadow
Get you a hottie with some eyeshadow
Eyeshadow, eyeshadow

Eyeshadow, eyeshadow

Eyeshadow, eyeshadow