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Song Parodies -> "Porno Is Smokin'"

Original Song Title:

"Morning Has Broken"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cat Stevens

Parody Song Title:

"Porno Is Smokin'"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

This is actually not about porno. I'm just using the word as a theme
Porno is smokin', leaves you are burning
Black lungs not jokin', like the first hack
Crazy addiction, crazy that yearning
What an affliction, monkey on back

You're a risk chancer, like that Kneivel
Have fun with cancer, tubes in your side
Praise emphysema, when your veins harden
Death will come meanah, long painful ride

Smoking is your right, that is the porno
You're in a poor fight, wrecking your breath
Worth the sensation, ev-er-y hour
Some recreation, hastening death

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 4

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Yet Another Dutchman - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
534. The original is a slow song. Somehow, my mind doesn't think TOS works with the theme of the spoof. Well, maybe it does work, but not like magic. "Some recreation, hastening death." So, if Greta Garbo hadn't smoked, she would have lived to be what, 400? :-)
Paul Robinson - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Good anti-smoking tome...I think the pace/tone/feel of the OS fits this quite well, actually...5-5-5 ~ ~ ~
nobody - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
This song is outragus it should not be shown cancer is not fun
Rick D - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Cancer isn't funny? Yet people smoke for "enjoyment". Go figure.

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