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Song Parodies -> "Grease Stain"

Original Song Title:

"Peace Train"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cat Stevens

Parody Song Title:

"Grease Stain"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Had to write this also after a mini -Amiright convention last night in San Jose with Paul Robinson, Elena M., and Bob Gomez.
Now I've felt crappy lately
Thinkin' about what I have done
Worked on my car this morning
Face under transmission

Now I've been cussing lately
Dreaming about a car that runs
Forgot to change my work clothes
Boy, I feel awful dumb

And now on the new front pocket
There sits a grease stain
Oh grease stain I'm in trouble
I'm in for mental pain

Now I am washing quickly
Laundering before the wife gets home
She's such a fussy neatnik
Don't want to hear her moan

Oh grease stain need to put some
Tide on the grease stain
Ooh wah ooh wah ooh wah
Come out now, grease stain
Yes, grease stain, oh crapola
Wife'll kill me for the big grease stain
Ooh wah ooh wah ooh wah
Come out now, grease stain

Rub those sleeves together
Go pour some bleach on, too
Cause it's getting cleaner
It will be good as new

Oh damn, she's in the driveway
And still the spot is there
Now she's getting nearer
Oh, now I've made a tear!

Oh grease stain got to put some
Tide on the grease stain
Ooh wah ooh wah ooh wah
Come out now, grease stain
Yes, grease stain, oh crapola
Wife'll kill me for the big grease stain
Ooh wah ooh wah ooh wah
Come out now, grease stain

Now I've been hiding lately
Thinking about my life as it is
Why am I so afraid now?
Why do her ass I kiss?

Cause now in the laundry basket
There lies a grease stain
Oh grease stain, end my marriage
Can't take the mental drain

Oh grease stain tried to put some
Tide on the grease stain
Ooh wah ooh wah ooh wah
Drop dead you grease stain
Yes, grease stain, oh crapola
Wife'll kill me for the big grease stain
Ooh wah ooh wah ooh wah
I give up now, grease stain

And we took pictures.

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Guy - January 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Why didn't you just run out and buy another shirt just like the one that got stained? Oh, yeah, then you couldn't have written the parody and they second car wasn't running. Oh what was I thinking. Nice parody Rick. Very amusing pace and rythym.
John Jenkins - January 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent parody, Rick.

There was a lot of talent in San Jose last night - will we be seeing any photos posted to the message board?
Mari D - January 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, John! I sent the photo to Chucky last night, so we'll see. There are never any photos here, so who knows?
Johnny D - January 30, 2004 - Report this comment
"Tide on the grease stain". Genius. "Yes, grease stain, oh crapola". Genius. 5's
ChuckyG - January 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I didn't check my email before dashing out of the house this morning, but I'll put some pics up if you want. I know there's been talk about an amiright convention, but maybe what we should focus on instead of one large one, is just trying to get people in certain geographic areas to meet at events like that one.
Jan Unwin - January 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm shouting it out. Five! Five! Five!
Adagio - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Yea...use Shout. :D
Bob Gomez - February 01, 2004 - Report this comment
This is some funny stuff, Rick--I think you and I need to do this one at the Gardens next time. Grease out! d;:^)
Meriadoc - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Shoulda used that super toxic Amway spray stuff! :-D

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