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Song Parodies -> "Hide Her Can"

Original Song Title:

"Spider-man"

Original Performer:

Cartoon Theme

Parody Song Title:

"Hide Her Can"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Just saw the movie....
Hide her can, hide her can
Find a carpet to bridge the span
Nudist camp, close your eyes
That's a load that is oversize
Look round
Get sheets to hide her can

Is she large in the butt?
Got resemblence to Jabba Hutt
Can she eat? Boy, you bet!
Hide the ice cream and hold your pet
Don't look!
No way to hide her can

In the light of day
It's a huge fleshy mound
When it sits on down
Buildings shake from the sound

Hide her can, hide her can
It's too frightening for any man
Grab a tarp hold it high
Not too much or you'll see some thigh
Stand back!
Don't want to ride her can

To her, life is a fork and big spoon
Wherever there's a full moon
You'll want to hide her can

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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 4   1
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EmiLoca - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Um...wow? Funny. Er. Nice. Yeah. Loss for words - so how 'bout some numbers? 5-5-5
Johnny D - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
5's ... was she bein' spanked by Doc Octopus?
The Thought Police - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
My favorite part of Spider-Man 2? Watching Doctor Octopus robbing the bank while singing "If I were a rich man"!555
duplicate alert - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Is there a reason why you submitted this parody twice?
Claude "not hiding behind an alias" Prez - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Is there a reason why "duplicate alert" felt the need to make a bitchy comment like that? Why do you think he submitted it twice, dumbass? Like he already mentioned, it was a mistake. Jesus, get a life. Oh yeah, funny stuff Rick. So good I read it twice.
John Jenkins - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good parody, particularly the "hold your pet" line.
Rod Worden - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice work, Rick!
who cares about my name - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Then why doesn't he delete it? It's redundant to have the same parody on the site twice.
Slogan - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Who cares about my name, y do u allways submit critical comments?

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