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Song Parodies -> "(You Make Me Feel Like) Punching You, Patrolman!"

Original Song Title:

"(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Carole King

Parody Song Title:

"(You Make Me Feel Like) Punching You, Patrolman!"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

Booking like a runaway train
Overslept, 'cause I was tired
And my boss got so mad at me the other day
"Next time you're late, you'll get fired!"

Didn't mean to upset you--don't be so unkind
Give me a ticket and I might lose my mind

And you'd make me feel
You'd make me feel
You'd make me feel
Like punching you, Patrolman!

Please don't give me that old runaround
I ran the light--proclaim it
And it was red for the whole world to see
Here's my name--go on, shame it

Now I realize you're doing--what taxes pay you for
But if you'd let me go I won't speed no more

And you'd make me feel
You'd make me feel
You'd make me feel
Like kissing you, Patrolman!

Off-icer take a look at me (take a look at me)
I won't make it on the inside (the inside)
And all I wanna be (wanna be)
Is free to go--to show how safe I can drive

You make me feel
You make me feel
You make me feel
Like punching you, Patrolman!

(repeat/fade to end)

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Pacing: 4.8
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Johnny D - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
555, great parody, Arwen, but like Alice in "Dilbert", ...you...must...control...Fist-of-Death...especially if the patrolman has pointy-hair.
Stuart McArthur - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Could that really work? "Please let me go so I can show you how safe I can drive?" - scrapin there! - I reckon if he then added childishness to the charge, he'd be mince-meat - hilarious Arwen, as usual
Jeff Reuben - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Tried kissing a patrolman once. Didn't work out, he got all pissed and doubled the ticket.
Occifer K Robertson - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Tch tch...'m going to have to book you for blatantly trying to make me laugh...and succeeding!! Take a journey down I-555
Stuart McArthur - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
oops, forgot to add the 555 - excuse me a sec....
Arwen - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny...thanks a bunch, Mr. D! I'm generally not an angry person...I can control it!

Stuart...I think stranger things have happened. I got pulled over once...and the officer told me how much he liked my fingernails (they were sparkly blue at the time...) and then let me go...=) And hehehe on the childish comment...

Jeff...LOL!! You are seriously one of the funniest people I know!! Thanks!

Kristof...you never told me that you'd taken up law enforcement...hmmm...something about a man in a uniform...; ) Thanks!!

Stuart...you're excused just this once...don't let it happen again.
Bastard - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice try pleading your case, babe, but...

He's got a ticket to write
He's got a ticket to wri-i-ite
He's got a ticket to write
So he don't care...
Arwen - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
You Bastard! (I love you!!) Thanks!!
Ashkicksass - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Bravo babydoll! This is a hoot AND a holler! Fabulous job!

And LOL Jeff!
Arwen - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ash!
Johnny D - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm glad you can control it....because I wouldn't want to be in the vicinity when Mount St. Arwen blows her top....might get caught in a deadly pyrosarcastic flow! ;-D
Arwen - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL, Johnny!

And thanks for the 1s, whoever you are! So nice of you to waste your time and stop by!
alvin rhodes - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
you make me feel like distributing fives, here
Arwen - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
alvin...=) Mission accomplished!! Thanks!
Scathe - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Very inventive, Arwen.
Arwen - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Scathe! I appreciate it!!

And SWEET!! More ones! I LOVE it...=)
Guy - February 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-Y) Now that's the ticket!
Adagio - February 06, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) good. 5's
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Crap, I'm reliving New Year's Eve all over again. I'll let you off with a warning and some 5s.
Agrimorfee - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Is this another true tale from the life of Arwen? Damn, girl, so much circumstances! Cute song, BTW.
Rick D - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I've met cute little things (Like you, Arwen) that get out of speeding tickets by telling the cop "A man was following me and I was scared". I tried it once and got nowhere.
Arwen - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks a bunch, Guy, Adagio, and Luke!

Agri...there is truth in parts of the parody...but not all. I have never used an excuse to get out of a ticket. Still...in spite of being pulled over numerous times...I have only gotten one ticket. Go figure...=) Thanks!

Rick...hehehe! If you'd have tried it on me, it would have worked, I'm sure, as I am totally gullible and would have then been afraid of your psychotic stalker myself. =)
Johnny D - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above.
Jeff Reuben - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Still good, see above, then bail me out of jail again =)
Stuart McArthur - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) already commented - classic Arwen :-)
Phil Alexander - February 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Another difficult month... you are making things hard, Arwen ;-)
Phil Alexander - February 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Did I say "month"? I mean "letter"... hey, it's late and I really ought to be in bed.
2nz - February 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Been there, deserved to be there, and almost did that. (See what I did was I tried to take 'Been there, done that' and change it but still preserve... I just hurt myself thinking. The High School yearbook predictions were RIGHT... Damn...) Nice one Arwen.

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