Song Parodies -> (You Make Me Feel Like) Punching You, Patrolman!
| Original Song Title: | "(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman" |
| Original Performer: | Carole King |
| Parody Song Title: | "(You Make Me Feel Like) Punching You, Patrolman!" |
| Parody Written by: | Arwen |
Booking like a runaway train
Overslept, 'cause I was tired
And my boss got so mad at me the other day
"Next time you're late, you'll get fired!"
Didn't mean to upset you--don't be so unkind
Give me a ticket and I might lose my mind
And you'd make me feel
You'd make me feel
You'd make me feel
Like punching you, Patrolman!
Please don't give me that old runaround
I ran the light--proclaim it
And it was red for the whole world to see
Here's my name--go on, shame it
Now I realize you're doing--what taxes pay you for
But if you'd let me go I won't speed no more
And you'd make me feel
You'd make me feel
You'd make me feel
Like kissing you, Patrolman!
Off-icer take a look at me (take a look at me)
I won't make it on the inside (the inside)
And all I wanna be (wanna be)
Is free to go--to show how safe I can drive
You make me feel
You make me feel
You make me feel
Like punching you, Patrolman!
(repeat/fade to end)
Overslept, 'cause I was tired
And my boss got so mad at me the other day
"Next time you're late, you'll get fired!"
Didn't mean to upset you--don't be so unkind
Give me a ticket and I might lose my mind
And you'd make me feel
You'd make me feel
You'd make me feel
Like punching you, Patrolman!
Please don't give me that old runaround
I ran the light--proclaim it
And it was red for the whole world to see
Here's my name--go on, shame it
Now I realize you're doing--what taxes pay you for
But if you'd let me go I won't speed no more
And you'd make me feel
You'd make me feel
You'd make me feel
Like kissing you, Patrolman!
Off-icer take a look at me (take a look at me)
I won't make it on the inside (the inside)
And all I wanna be (wanna be)
Is free to go--to show how safe I can drive
You make me feel
You make me feel
You make me feel
Like punching you, Patrolman!
(repeat/fade to end)
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555, great parody, Arwen, but like Alice in "Dilbert", ...you...must...control...Fist-of-Death...especially if the patrolman has pointy-hair.
Could that really work? "Please let me go so I can show you how safe I can drive?" - scrapin there! - I reckon if he then added childishness to the charge, he'd be mince-meat - hilarious Arwen, as usual
Tried kissing a patrolman once. Didn't work out, he got all pissed and doubled the ticket.
Tch tch...'m going to have to book you for blatantly trying to make me laugh...and succeeding!! Take a journey down I-555
oops, forgot to add the 555 - excuse me a sec....
Johnny...thanks a bunch, Mr. D! I'm generally not an angry person...I can control it!
Stuart...I think stranger things have happened. I got pulled over once...and the officer told me how much he liked my fingernails (they were sparkly blue at the time...) and then let me go...=) And hehehe on the childish comment...
Jeff...LOL!! You are seriously one of the funniest people I know!! Thanks!
Kristof...you never told me that you'd taken up law enforcement...hmmm...something about a man in a uniform...; ) Thanks!!
Stuart...you're excused just this once...don't let it happen again.
Stuart...I think stranger things have happened. I got pulled over once...and the officer told me how much he liked my fingernails (they were sparkly blue at the time...) and then let me go...=) And hehehe on the childish comment...
Jeff...LOL!! You are seriously one of the funniest people I know!! Thanks!
Kristof...you never told me that you'd taken up law enforcement...hmmm...something about a man in a uniform...; ) Thanks!!
Stuart...you're excused just this once...don't let it happen again.
Nice try pleading your case, babe, but...
He's got a ticket to write
He's got a ticket to wri-i-ite
He's got a ticket to write
So he don't care...
He's got a ticket to write
He's got a ticket to wri-i-ite
He's got a ticket to write
So he don't care...
You Bastard! (I love you!!) Thanks!!
Bravo babydoll! This is a hoot AND a holler! Fabulous job!
And LOL Jeff!
And LOL Jeff!
Thanks, Ash!
I'm glad you can control it....because I wouldn't want to be in the vicinity when Mount St. Arwen blows her top....might get caught in a deadly pyrosarcastic flow! ;-D
LOL, Johnny!
And thanks for the 1s, whoever you are! So nice of you to waste your time and stop by!
And thanks for the 1s, whoever you are! So nice of you to waste your time and stop by!
you make me feel like distributing fives, here
alvin...=) Mission accomplished!! Thanks!
Very inventive, Arwen.
Thanks, Scathe! I appreciate it!!
And SWEET!! More ones! I LOVE it...=)
And SWEET!! More ones! I LOVE it...=)
(ABC-Y) Now that's the ticket!
(ABC) good. 5's
Crap, I'm reliving New Year's Eve all over again. I'll let you off with a warning and some 5s.
(ABC) Is this another true tale from the life of Arwen? Damn, girl, so much circumstances! Cute song, BTW.
I've met cute little things (Like you, Arwen) that get out of speeding tickets by telling the cop "A man was following me and I was scared". I tried it once and got nowhere.
Thanks a bunch, Guy, Adagio, and Luke!
Agri...there is truth in parts of the parody...but not all. I have never used an excuse to get out of a ticket. Still...in spite of being pulled over numerous times...I have only gotten one ticket. Go figure...=) Thanks!
Rick...hehehe! If you'd have tried it on me, it would have worked, I'm sure, as I am totally gullible and would have then been afraid of your psychotic stalker myself. =)
Agri...there is truth in parts of the parody...but not all. I have never used an excuse to get out of a ticket. Still...in spite of being pulled over numerous times...I have only gotten one ticket. Go figure...=) Thanks!
Rick...hehehe! If you'd have tried it on me, it would have worked, I'm sure, as I am totally gullible and would have then been afraid of your psychotic stalker myself. =)
(ABC) See above.
Still good, see above, then bail me out of jail again =)
(ABC) already commented - classic Arwen :-)
Another difficult month... you are making things hard, Arwen ;-)
Did I say "month"? I mean "letter"... hey, it's late and I really ought to be in bed.
Been there, deserved to be there, and almost did that. (See what I did was I tried to take 'Been there, done that' and change it but still preserve... I just hurt myself thinking. The High School yearbook predictions were RIGHT... Damn...) Nice one Arwen.
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