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Song Parodies -> "I've Two Dates"

Original Song Title:

"It's Too Late"

Original Performer:

Carole King

Parody Song Title:

"I've Two Dates"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Woke up with a warning buzzer in my mind
Sensed something wrong here, or my day planner's lying
Did some misarranging, 'cus two names are popped on one line

I've got two dates, Friday night, got two dates
Maybe calendar is mistaken?
Maybe then I should try to slip one by
And we all could make it...
(Conscience) : Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no , no, no...

It would be kinda sleazy making it with two
We'd get tied and greasy and we'd do lush things with food
(Conscience) : Wow! Your testost'rone chappy, has made you quite the fool...

But I've two dates, brainy, I've got two dates
Do you really think I'd forsake that? (heck no!)
Subtly I'll try to wine and dine and bide
time if they will take it
(Conscience) : Oh, HO HO!

Went and applied intent on Brie and Sue
But their busts stayed tightly tethered, and their jeans did too
They both laughed and called me sad, and both chorused "Screw you"!

I had two dates, sadly, I had two dates
That they're cruelly e-radicating (dang it!)
Twosome decides no "I" required
And they leave embracing
Oh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!

Mind's eye sate, plainly
Just my fate: go home and

(Conscience) : "I knew it..."

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 13

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Johnny D - August 03, 2006 - Report this comment
555! Reminds me of the time Charlotte "double-booked" on "Sex And The City".
Dreamer - August 03, 2006 - Report this comment
If only...
Kristof Robertson - August 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Personally, I'd plump for Sue..rather than the one named after cheese. Great parody of an OS I'd forgot about. And since there's two of you; is it called four-timing? 555
Stuart McArthur - August 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Ha! some great lines/subs here M and P - esp "It would be kinda sleazy making it with two, We'd get tied and greasy and we'd do lush things with food" and the very witty "Twosome decides no "I" required" - fantastic- 555
mandamoo - August 04, 2006 - Report this comment
When I saw the title, I immediately thought of Roy & HG hehe.... Hilarious ! Great job !!!
wandlimb - September 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a fig.

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