You know my dermis now’s adhering naked
The blame is put on the weather now
Heat’s radiated - stick to leather
It bonds, it bonds - legs stick to leather
You know this hide of cow
A-cleaves skin of all that’s nether

But now it couldn’t get no hotter
Cancer cell - skins fry
Rather catch rabies than combust a thigh
Legs stick to leather
It bonds, it bonds - legs stick to leather
You show a furrowed brow
For fear of being stuck forever

Mad ‘cos you’re stuck for some miles
Consider’bly riled
Now makin’ me snappy
Makin’ me go wild
Legs stick to leather
It bonds, it bonds - legs stick to leather
To buy seats made of cow
Displeased – blame myself, however

Now more than once in a while
The heat you revile
Oh man, it feels crappy
Para-medics, dial
Legs stick to leather
Not fond of bond - legs stick to leather
But if I get up now
That skin, from my legs, will sever