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Song Parodies -> "One Bloke Oughta Be Fine (A Springer Show Anthem)"

Original Song Title:

"One Toke Over the Line"

Original Performer:

Brewer and Shipley

Parody Song Title:

"One Bloke Oughta Be Fine (A Springer Show Anthem)"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

As sung by any token guest on the Jerry Springer show...
One bloke oughta be fine to please us
One bloke oughta be fine
Cousin's boyfriend gave into temp-tation
One bloke oughta be fine

I'm sitting on the stage, gonna tell sweet Mary
That I been takin' up his time
Don't know how She'll take this rev-el-ation
One bloke oughta be fine

Whooo does he love
Is it her 'r me?
His mind's a changin'
Got cur-i-o-si-ty
I love the boy and he's back to me again
But my mama said
If my ol' cousin finds he's lovin' me
Prob'ly shoot me dead

But I say:
One bloke oughta be fine to please us
One bloke oughta be fine
On this here show for a con-ver-sation
One bloke oughta be fine

He's takin' both of us to his home, sweet Mary
Who-ever said it was a crime?
Lookin' at you with some trep-i-dation
One bloke oughta be fine

Lead him astray
I made him smile
Then he'd be returnin'
Lovin' her a while
His first name is Earl and He's missin' a tooth
Got a lazy eye
Oh Mar, I can't keep all this from you
He really likes my thighs

Still I say:
One bloke oughta be fine to please us
One bloke oughta be fine
I know what you feel is not elation
One bloke oughta be fine

(And I know that I am)
Causin' you some pain with this in-fo Mary
Sayin' that your man's sorta mine
Been sneak-in' 'round since his grad-u-ation
One bloke oughta be fine

(instrumental catfight)

(Now it seems that you are)
Tuggin' on my mane, breakin' bones, sweet Mary
Tellin' me I'm nothin' but slime
Didn't expect all this dev-a-station
One bloke oughta be fine

Oh, can't ya see
One bloke oughta be fine to please us
One bloke oughta be fine
I don't want him all; I just want my ration
One bloke oughta be fine

(Won't you quit your cryin')
Any guy is likely to roam, sweet Mary
Least you know that I'll treat him fine
Knockin' me down with no ex-plan-ation
One bloke oughta be fine

You an' me'll in-crease the pop-u-lation
One bloke oughta be fine
One bloke, one bloke oughta be fine

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 16

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Rick C - October 26, 2005 - Report this comment
"instrumental catfight" brought a Springer-like visual to me. Good job...555
AFW - October 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Just one bloke...but lottsa' pokes...You've captured the JS spirit, here' Very well done..five blokes
Ravyn Rant - October 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Arwen, that was brilliant!
Paul Robinson - October 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Very well done, Arwen...funny and pace is very good. I happen to be a big fan of Brewer & Shipley and very well acquainted with quite a bit of their stuff...it was a bit of a shock to see someone actually using one of their pieces, albeit their most popular and well-known song...5's ~ ~ ~
John Barry - October 26, 2005 - Report this comment
What Rayyn's saying.
PMS - October 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job as always!
Rex - October 26, 2005 - Report this comment
"Pa, I just found out that my bride-to-be is a virgin." "Send her back son, if she ain't good enough for her own family, she's not good enough fer you."
Michael Pacholek - October 26, 2005 - Report this comment
One point over the four, that's five, yes. Except... When did you start saying "bloke"? I think you've spent too much time watching movies filmed in New Zealand!
John Jenkins - October 26, 2005 - Report this comment
There's a lot to be said for polygamy ... an few writers could say it as well as you just did.
Arwen - October 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Rick...well, mission accomplished, then...=) Thanks!

AFW...thanks very much!

Ravyn...=) I would have settled for 'good'...or 'great'...but 'brilliant' always makes me smile the most! Thanks!!

Paul...I have to admit that I don't think I know anything else by B&S. But I. LOVE. THIS. OS. Seriously...one of my all time favorite songs...I can listen to it OVER and OVER again. It's one of those songs that it is impossible not to smile while you're listening to it. Considering my affection...maybe I should check some of their other stuff out. Anyway...thanks a ton! I'm glad that such a B&S guru appreciated this...=)

John...good call on jumping on the 'brilliant' bandwagon...; ) Thanks!

PMS...aside from 'brilliant,' few things make me smile more than a compliment followed by the words 'as always.' Thank you VERY much!

Rex...LOL!

Michael...Hee! I have to admit that I toyed with throwing the word 'bloke' out...as I don't think that the run of the mill JS guest uses it that often. Then I realized that none of them use the word 'trepidation,' either...so...I left it in...; ) Thanks!

John...aww! Thanks! Except for...maybe you should...um...rethink that whole polygamy point of view...um...maybe. ; )
alvin rhodes - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
instrumental catfight...lol...this was a scream from start to finish...5s
Johnny D - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
THIS IS FREAKIN' GREAT!!! It gets my highest compliment: I wish I had thought of it first!
Arwen - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Alvin...thanks a ton! =)

Johnny...well, if that isn't a compliment, I don't know what is. =) Thank you!
Arwen - October 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh well it is ABOUT TIME! I was wondering when the 111 voter was going to get his sorry ass over here. Heaven forbid he NOT show up...

Phew...now I'll be able to sleep this weekend...
Jeff Reuben - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent job, been awhile since I've had my Springer fix (If it ain't Bloke, don't fix it?)
Arwen - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Jeff...hee! Nice job...and thanks!
Paul Robinson - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Arwen, FYI - They only have one release out on CD...it's a very good "Best of" type compilation, of course...a good sampling of their stuff.
Arwen sucks - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
What makes you think you write so well? I really hate how you love youself so much!
Arwen - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Paul...thanks for the tip.

I suck...um...thanks. I really love how my high self-self esteem (which has little to do with parody writing) pisses you off. That ROCKS!
Ignoranus - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I haven't figured out that OS means Original Song, so when I read Arwen's praise of the OS, I think she's praising her own parody, so I leave nasty comments that make me feel better about my own pathetic life.
Arwen - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh alright...I'll ignore the anus from now on. Thanks...; )
emma.sydney australia..12/11/05 - November 12, 2005 - Report this comment
what a mad song ......very funny.......emma.......x
Arwen - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks a bunch, Emma!

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