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Song Parodies -> "Baby, I'm A Mongoose"

Original Song Title:

"Baby, I'm A-want You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bread

Parody Song Title:

"Baby, I'm A Mongoose"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

baby, i'm a mongoose
baby, turn that beast loose
yes, i'm only stunned
i'm scared, but tough
i'll hurt that lout
maybe i'm a-crazy
but i just can't live without...

snake huntin' and detection
look in all directions
when i find, i bite
and when i'm through
he has no power
snakes think they are preyin'
but the fangs they are displayin'
excites me

though, i risk my life
my rapid motions get me by
squealin', when i'm riled
i'm really gonna nail that guy
lately, i'm a-bayin'
when i see that dead snake layin'
beside me

reckless, is my life
you get the notion, i could die
but i'm pretty strong
and i just laugh
when snakes come by
just let 'em try

baby, i'm a mongoose
baby, turn that beast loose

oh, it took so long to find one, baby

baby, i'm a mongoose
baby, turn that beast loose


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AFW - May 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Slinky and kinky....and clever double entendre, here..Mucho 5's
John Barry - May 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Title of the day, I think. 555
Johnny D - May 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Alvin, you're a twisted genius. 5s
Stephen Harrington - May 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Made me think of Rikki Tikki Tavi, 5s.
alvin rhodes - May 25, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks AFW john johnny and stephen (only mongoose i've heard of with a name)
Stephen Harrington - May 25, 2006 - Report this comment
From The Jungle Book.

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