Song Parodies -> Cheney, They All Want You

Original Song Title:

"Baby, I'm-A Want You"

Original Performer:

Bread

  
Parody Song Title:

"Cheney, They All Want You"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Dover & Bill Tong

Vice President Dick Cheney has been literally sued Left (ACLU) and Right (Judicial Watch) for his shady business deals
(instrumental intro)

Cheney, they all want you.
Cheney, they have sued you.
No, you can't continue stonewalling;
They'll wear you out.
Cheney, don't be crazy.
Come out of your hole - please tell us...

'Bout meetings held with Enron.
Books at Halliburton.
You are hiding all these secrets through executive power.
Cheney, you're a-prayin'
That you won't someday be stayin' in a penitentiary.

Soon they will tear down your big stone wall of secrecy.
Lawsuit pressure piles because the public needs to see...

(instrumental break)

Cheney, you're a-prayin'
That you won't someday be stayin' in a penitentiary.

Soon they will tear down your big stone wall of secrecy.
Lawsuit pressure piles because the public needs to see...
Hypocrisy...

Cheney, they all want you.
Cheney, they have sued you.

You've been crooks so long, you and Bush Baby....

Cheney, they all want you.
Cheney, they have sued you.

(instrumental fade)
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