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Rush Limbaugh is his name...
I'd have to say his grasp of "facts" is pretty lame.
But who's to blame?
For the pain... that dittoheads
Had in their poor, squirmy, little brains?
Not realizing they'd been had, that Rush was really bad
Would it make them sad to know their dumbness made Rushgla...a...ad?

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And lying is his game.
"The rich should pay no taxes" is their master's aim.
But who's to blame?
For their par... anoid brains?
In dittoheads, the size of small rice grains.
Rush is spewing lies again; his dittoheads aren't swift.
Catch him when he's wrong, and hear Rush Limbaugh simply shift...

Right wing policies
Rush supports all the time,
But dittoheads have no voice.
Rush is their mind drug of choice.

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Rush Limbaugh's claim to fame
Was to be cruder than the rest, and not take blame.
We loathe his name.
Wish that he... would go away.
Hate's the reason that Limbaugh will stay
Dittoheads don't have a life, and Rush won't let them rest
If he can't have just want he wants, he'll stay a right wing
pest

Right wing policies
Rush supports all the time,
But dittoheads have no voice,
Rush is their mind drug of choice.