Well, can you feel it girl, getting warmer?
It's a mistake, or simply insane
You fell asleep - no precautions taken
Now there's been change and your life's decayed

Your thighs had no 'screen, an'
Your thighs got maligned
Your thighs could not cope with
Those U.V. rays that were far too bright

Your thighs got a beaming
Your thighs kinda fried
Char thighs when disrob-ed
There'll be no holding you close tonight

She was a beach babe bikini lady
You know the kind, boys for her, they yearned
But she went sleepin' and solar fire
It got so hot real choice parts burned
Glow it cooked like a microwave slowly
Femurs scorced down right to the knees
Caused an innate epidermus bloating
That by the weekend will slough and peel

Your thighs got sun reaming
Your thighs "Frankensteined"
Poor thigh skin is bubbling
There'll be no holding you close tonight

Your thighs are a-gleaming
Your thighs redefined
From white into coal-y
There'll be no holding you close tonight

Ebony thighs
Ebony thighs
Ebony thighs, ebony thighs

Your thighs need med-creaming
Your thighs ray-defined
Poor thighs are not coping
There'll be no holding you close tonight

Your thighs still are steaming
Your thighs scare mankind
Your thighs got you moping
There'll be no holding you close tonight

Your thighs got you screaming
Your thighs look like rind
Your thighs won't get groping
There'll be no holding you close tonight