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Song Parodies -> "Bed, Bed, Line"

Original Song Title:

"Red, Red Wine"

Original Performer:

Bob Marley

Parody Song Title:

"Bed, Bed, Line"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Bed, bed line
Jokes that I said
Makes her regret that I'm
Talking like Moe

Bed, bed line
I just want to screw
These jokes won't do, no fun
I watch her go
I watch her go

I use corn all the time
See her roll eyes with dread
Is it cold? Yes, and deep
Pick-up tricks, get her in bed

Bed, bed line
They gross and free
I want to share a bone
When randy calls
It's blue, blue balls

(Bed, bed line boast section)

Bed, bed line, you got me sportin' wood
Call me milk, I'll do your body good
Bed, bed line, got a key for your lock
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I'll make your bed rock
Bed, bed line, I'm really new in town
Give directions to your house and I won't be down
Bed, bed line now do you want to play
All your gorgeous beauty a light switch away
Bed, bed line, I can tell with just a glance
You wear Windex, see myself in your pants
Bed, bed line, your body Visa I see
Because I think it everyplace I want to be
Bed, bed line Oh, can I buy you a drink?
Or I skip to the money I think
Bed, bed line I got more of these
Bed, bed line, hey don't leave me, oh please!
Take a little time, help you make up you mind
Take a little time, help you make up you mind
Drink some red wine, till I start lookin' fine
Make me look fine, put roofie in wine
Bed, bed line, don't even have to rhyme
Heaven missing angel cause you look so fine
What's your sign, come up and see mine
Want to go see the little man in the boat?

Bed, bed line I'm gonna keep makin' fool
Keep makin' fool you keep me after school
Bed, bed line I want to get a piece of pie
Eat at the "Y" I'm one drunk guy
Bed, bed line don't you know love is blind?
Let's skip past the part where we wined and dined
Wined and dined, make no stress you get undressed

(Repeat verses on another girl)

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Total Votes: 7

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Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I have a slightly different version, but I'm pretty sure that BM recorded this one more than once, or that the record company mixed it, so I'm not taking anything of for you because of that... ehhh... so to say. Loved the "Call me milk, I'll do your body good" line and the final punchline, and the rest too.
Stephen Harrington - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Is bedline good, 555.
Tommy Turtle - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Do any of these ever work? I need to know :) " Windex, see myself in your pants" oh wow, that should do it :) "roofies" - there's an oldie; that's what got it banned, at least in US. 555.
btw, RD, long time, no see.... there is a dedication to your son in TT's "Cheney, Dick"; hoipe he's still here, not there.
Johnny D - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I'll make your bed rock" ... Yeah, that's the ticket, give her Pebble a Bam-Bam.
Shannon Vance - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Very funny. The windex line is a classic. Did you make that one up, or is it "in the vernacular". Good fun 555.
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
UB40 did this song!
Rick D - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Shannon, you know I'm just an artful thief. This internet is wonderful for "research".
Rick C - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Like the dude I met for lunch today (JD), I appreciated the Flintstone line too but, I don't have anything funny to add because I'm dim-witted and slow from the MSG. 555
Larry Hensley - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Very clever.
NiQ Omega - January 22, 2007 - Report this comment
BOB MARLEY did not sing this song! EVER. Sorry. UB40 and some other folks, but not BOB. Please correct the posting. Thanks.

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