Bed, bed line
Jokes that I said
Makes her regret that I'm
Talking like Moe

Bed, bed line
I just want to screw
These jokes won't do, no fun
I watch her go
I watch her go

I use corn all the time
See her roll eyes with dread
Is it cold? Yes, and deep
Pick-up tricks, get her in bed

Bed, bed line
They gross and free
I want to share a bone
When randy calls
It's blue, blue balls

(Bed, bed line boast section)

Bed, bed line, you got me sportin' wood
Call me milk, I'll do your body good
Bed, bed line, got a key for your lock
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I'll make your bed rock
Bed, bed line, I'm really new in town
Give directions to your house and I won't be down
Bed, bed line now do you want to play
All your gorgeous beauty a light switch away
Bed, bed line, I can tell with just a glance
You wear Windex, see myself in your pants
Bed, bed line, your body Visa I see
Because I think it everyplace I want to be
Bed, bed line Oh, can I buy you a drink?
Or I skip to the money I think
Bed, bed line I got more of these
Bed, bed line, hey don't leave me, oh please!
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Take a little time, help you make up you mind
Take a little time, help you make up you mind
Drink some red wine, till I start lookin' fine
Make me look fine, put roofie in wine
Bed, bed line, don't even have to rhyme
Heaven missing angel cause you look so fine
What's your sign, come up and see mine
Want to go see the little man in the boat?

Bed, bed line I'm gonna keep makin' fool
Keep makin' fool you keep me after school
Bed, bed line I want to get a piece of pie
Eat at the "Y" I'm one drunk guy
Bed, bed line don't you know love is blind?
Let's skip past the part where we wined and dined
Wined and dined, make no stress you get undressed

(Repeat verses on another girl)