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Song Parodies -> "Gas Station Restrooms"

Original Song Title:

"Sunshine on my Shoulder"

Original Performer:

Bob Denver

Parody Song Title:

"Gas Station Restrooms"

Parody Written by:

Floyd's Garage

The Lyrics

Skidmarks in the toilet left by vagrants
Puke stains on the counter are all dry
Restrooms at the stations where you get gas
Sometimes you would think that something died

If you have to use one don't touch nothing
Perverts do the nasty in the next stall
You have to line the whole seat with paper
Don't know the girl whose number's on the wall

Pee stains in the pissers need some cleaning
Mildew on the tiles turned the grout black
Maybe the attendant should do cleaning
Vapors of bowel movements make you gag

Take some small advice that I will tell you
You might as well drive those extra miles
Someone in the crapper just might be waiting
You don't want to show up in police files

Skidmarks in the toilet left by vagrants
Puke stains on the counter are all dry
Restrooms at the stations where you get gas
Sometimes you would think that something died


Restrooms at the station kills the flies
Restrooms are so scary

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Ash Campbell - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
You hit the nail right on the head (get it head? A Navy term for restroom? ha ha) ANyway, you are right. The only thing worse than using a gas station bathroom is walking your kid through one.
Johnny D - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
555.... was this some place you encountered while driving home along country roads on a rocky mountain high?
Gilligan - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I like Bob Denver's music, too .... Don't you, Skipper?
Mr. Howell - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, Gilligan, Lovey and I thought your parody was smashing!
Johnny D - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Ash Campbell - do you live with a gal named Chensun, in Randolph?
The Ghost of Henry John Deutschendorf Jr. - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Who wrote this crap over my song, and why does he think Bob Denver wrote it?
Meriadoc - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Doing this to a sugary sweet schmaltzy John Denver song just makes it all the more fun! Great job!
alvin rhodes - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
now, there was truly disturbing imagery...nice job...5s
Floyd's Garage - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
OK OK, so I put Bob instead of John. One's dead and the other just looks it.
Skipper Jonas Grumby - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, "Floyd's Garage", you watch what you say about "my little buddy" !
Adagio - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Gross!! :D 5's
Joelle - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one!
Earth - April 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Nothing. He crashed into me!
Mr X - April 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I was gonna say, I didn't know that the "Gilligans Island" star was also a singer. ;D So it should be John Denver, not bob, is that right?
dobbs - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
JMJ Let Bob Denver get the royalties. John Denver doesn't need it anyways, and Bob Denver needs a few hundred large to tide him over to buy this month's pot.
Paul Robinson - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
This was excellent, Floyd. I wasn't aware of it when I posted a similarly titled parody "Gas Station Bathroom", which I did to Cream's "White Room" a couple months back. 5's

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